9 Responses to Someone out there doesn’t take NO for an answer

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  grootblousmile on 29 November 2011 at 11:59 am

  Snor’s younger brother??
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  Just For Kicks on 29 November 2011 at 12:10 pm

  Brilliant
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  grootblousmile on 29 November 2011 at 12:25 pm

  Here’s another funny one:

  I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was “CRAZY” and give me a few days off.

  A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, “What are you doing?”

  I told him I was a light bulb.

  He said, “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.”

  I jumped down and walked out of the office.

  When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, “And where do you think you’re going?”

  She said, “I’m going home too, I can’t work in the dark.”
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  Just For Kicks on 29 November 2011 at 12:32 pm

  Theres a brilliant website by a guy called David Thorne – http://www.27bslash6.com/ – an Australian who has some outrageously funny interactive email conversations with office staff, clients and others. Look it up, read a few, and tell me what you think – I think they are brilliant, but it may be my sense of humour
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  Just For Kicks on 29 November 2011 at 12:35 pm

  They are too long to copy and paste here, but read the one called ‘Missing Missy’
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  grootblousmile on 29 November 2011 at 1:03 pm

  5 @ Just For Kicks:
  Bwahahaha!

  David (the Graphic Artist) has a bloody good sense of humor…. and too much time on his hands!
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  Just For Kicks on 29 November 2011 at 1:29 pm

  6@ grootblousmile:I understand he’s made some money from the whole thing – good way to make a living!
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  grootblousmile on 29 November 2011 at 4:39 pm

  I would have thought by now we would have had a few more GOOD jokes on here….
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  Just For Kicks on 29 November 2011 at 4:45 pm

  Traveling in a train were a Wallaby, an All Black, a spectacular looking blonde and an older lady. After several minutes of the trip, the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Wallaby had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

  (1) The blonde thought – “That horrible Wallaby wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the lady, who in turn must have slapped his face.”

  (2) The older lady thought – “This dirty Wallaby laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him.”

  (3) The Wallaby thought – “That bloody All Black put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me.”

  (4) The All Black thought – “I hope there’s another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid Wallaby again.”