I received this via mail from a fellow blogger… not the actual letter… the mail, I mean!
It is a letter from someone who applied for a position at a company, here it is:
Dear Sir / Madam
RE: ADVERTISED POSITION – YOUR LETTER OF REJECTION
Thank you for your letter dated 15 July 2011. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite your company’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time.
Therefore I will start work with your company on Monday 5th December 2011 at 08:00. I look forward to seeing you then.
Don’t call me, I’ll call you. I will come to work, and u will pay me.
Yours faithfully,
Perseverance MAFOSTA
Snor’s younger brother??
Brilliant
Here’s another funny one:
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was “CRAZY” and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, “What are you doing?”
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.”
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, “And where do you think you’re going?”
She said, “I’m going home too, I can’t work in the dark.”
Theres a brilliant website by a guy called David Thorne – http://www.27bslash6.com/ – an Australian who has some outrageously funny interactive email conversations with office staff, clients and others. Look it up, read a few, and tell me what you think – I think they are brilliant, but it may be my sense of humour
They are too long to copy and paste here, but read the one called ‘Missing Missy’
5 @ Just For Kicks:
Bwahahaha!
David (the Graphic Artist) has a bloody good sense of humor…. and too much time on his hands!
6@ grootblousmile:I understand he’s made some money from the whole thing – good way to make a living!
I would have thought by now we would have had a few more GOOD jokes on here….
Traveling in a train were a Wallaby, an All Black, a spectacular looking blonde and an older lady. After several minutes of the trip, the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Wallaby had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
(1) The blonde thought – “That horrible Wallaby wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the lady, who in turn must have slapped his face.”
(2) The older lady thought – “This dirty Wallaby laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him.”
(3) The Wallaby thought – “That bloody All Black put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me.”
(4) The All Black thought – “I hope there’s another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid Wallaby again.”
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