I often hear the old cliché “we want to play heads up rugby”. What the hell, a meerkat does that, he sticks his head out to survey the threats of nature. Then he runs, away, not forward into the danger zone.
The other cliché that really grinds my bones, is “we have to play what is in front of us”. Once again, isn’t that overstating the obvious. The sad thing is we don’t play what is in front of us. Be it a Curtly Beale, James O’Connor, Conrad Smith or even the Christian Cullen of old, we repeat the same mistakes over and over. We keep on kicking the ball to allow these gentlemen to run at us from deep.
South Africa has a very proud statistic that no other country can boast about. Jonah Lomu never scored a try against us. Brilliant! The New Zealanders very soon realised that when confronting a South African with someone like Jonah Lomu their primal instinct would be to deny this man any chance of crossing the white line, and then continued on by using him as the perfect foil. It didn’t take much to outwit a South African, because it is written on our forheads. We will prove to all and sundry that something can be done, and in this case it was to stop Jonah Lomu from scoring a try. In the meantime, Jeff Wilson, Christian Cullen and their mates had a royal time running the tries in from every angle.
This kind of primal warrior like attitude needs to be stamped out of South African rugby. In no other country do you see a back line player purposefully running into his opposite number when there is a gap to exploit. Last Saturday I once again got this sickening feeling in the pit of my stomach every time Jean de Villiers got the ball and deliberately aimed for his opponent. You are not the defender Sir, you have the ball, the objective is to get past your man.
As a loosehead prop, it may make sense not to read any further in this article, as the only land mammal I managed to beat over 20 meters was a turtle, and he was on crutches at the time.
Forward play is simple, the theory is you pick a strong enough pack to scrum the toffee out of your opponent. England last Saturday looked clueless in their back line, but yet by luck or glory the Welsh managed not to give away a penalty try. A scrum is a deadly weapon, the popular opinion these days are to select mobile props, which does make sense. But with the speed of the game, handling errors are never going to stop, 50/50 passes, pressure of defence will always create opportunities for coaches to use the dominance of a strong pack to put pressure on a defending scrum close to their line.
Lineouts require big tall physical specimen that in combination requires the “enforcer” and the “line out controller”, that is how SA have dominated line outs during the past number of years.
Loose forwards as a combination in theory, has one “fetcher” or pilferer, a ball carrying monstrosity with the capability of running through brick walls, whilst chomping on his favourite hamburger, and then the almighty hard working “labourer”, the man that takes no prisoners and expects no mercy.
As a fourth loose forward the job of hooker requires a mobile, fast thinking Jack of all trades.
Then getting to the back line. To me the first and most important responsibility of a half back is to clear the ruck, Window shopping like the proverbial meerkat is not required, that you do with your girlfriend on Saturday morning before the game, on the pitch you have peripheral vision, that is the ability to see what is going on around you without having to roll your eyeballs around in their sockets.
In modern day rugby when the ball leaves the ruck it takes approximately 1.5 seconds for the defending opposition to clear the 15 meters of space between the receiver and the defender. Considering that the receiver is in forward motion at the time ( well supposed to be), that time can be halved. So any delay in clearing the ball from the ruck or scrum has dire consequences for the ball carrier.
Creating play is not a new concept, in the amateur days even small clubs had different plays in their back lines to surprise defensive lines on attack. This is an absolute requirement these days, and running straight towards your opponent rarely results in a positive outcome for the attacking team.
When will players learn that the referee is their friend. How many times do we see players off their feet at ruck time, when you are lying there, you can do no good for your team, lying on the ground means there is one less defender, or in the case of the attacking team one less supporter for the ball carrier. The referee penalises you, but what should happen in reality is your teammates should slap the toffee out of you for not being able to take part in the ensuing move.
The offload, is similar to a pass, it is termed as such because when tackled you have an opportunity to continue play by offloading to a support runner and not go to ground like Wynand Olivier (I used him especially for all you Bull supporters) looking as if he wants to plant the thing into the ground hoping it would sprout some tries.
The kick, or should I say the infamous kick, many coaches, fans and pundits will tell you the kick is killing the game. Well to be honest that is simply just a load of rubbish. A defensive kick is needed when you are standing inside you goal area and someone like Jerome Kaino is so close you can see the veins in his eyeballs. No time for bravery, get the ball out of your twenty two. The box kick provides little scrum halves the opportunity to kick the ball into space, and run underneath the legs of the defending team, to simply draw the ball in and score untouched. Similar to what Ricky January did to the All Blacks on that fateful day in Duneden.
The up and under is supposed to be a surprise tactic, well used when the defence rushes up and only the fullback ( if he is wise enough to be there) is back, this then allows your runners to go forward and the defending team has to run back under pressure. It is supposed to be used as an attacking option, not the “I have nothing better to do with the ball” option.
Anyway, it is Friday afternoon, got nothing better to do, so thought I would enlighten you lot on how to play the game.
If you do go out on the rugby field this weekend, do one smart thing you have never done before.
I laughed last night as I was watching a Rugby program on TV where old Bobby Stinkgat interviewed Phil Kearns….
Phil said “South African rugby players were made when meat was cheap”, meaning that we are big buggers.
But maybe it is exactly because of that, that we have this attitude that we will just run over or right through you, rather than always going for the gap.
Are we that big? I don’t think so!
Just look at the size of the average New Zealand wing, or that of Fiji, Samoa….
Time to start playing some clever rugby, not stampkar rugby, but for that one needs skills, distribution skills, handling skills, breakdown skills.
In essence, we as South africans would have to adopt new training methods….. and skills development, en masse, from Primary School level up, all the way to the top!
How many of our forwards can effetively pass well to both their left and right hand side, hell even our backline players often struggle to pass to the unfavoured side!
The lighter size of rugby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pxeOeQ0_ag
2: Dit is omtrent ‘n grap daardie, want die lied en die plek waar dit gesing word (‘Wilde Weste’, Amerika?) het basies niks met die Afrikaanse taal te doen nie (klink meer na ‘n Mix?), en nog minder met die Afrikaanse kultuur. Duidelik gemaak vir die Amerikaanse teenie-bop hip-hop Britney Spears ‘kultuur’.
Ek verkies maar die oorspronklike Afrikaners is plesierig. 😉
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