A friend of mine sent me this…. well to make a long story short, read the damn thing yourselves!
Letter from BMW SA
Dear Applicants
Thank you for your interest in the new BMW
BMW SA acknowledge your dream of owning one. We however regret to inform you that after looking at your payslip even after your Bonus, your application was unsuccessful and you can never afford a BMW in the near future.
We appreciate your dreams and your desires but our brand is not for the third class people like you. We would be glad if you don’t insult us with your pay slip again and we have attached it to this email to rid ourselves of it. I have also forwarded your details to TATA for consideration.
Regards
General Manager: BMW Brand Management
Sheila Mangena
Here are a few photo’s of the inexpensive little vehicle in question….
Nice little car, is’nt it!
Also attached, the Pay Slip…
Yeah, thought you’d like it…. hehehe
Mmmmmmm, ek wonder of hierdie karretjie mens Zaber ook kan suig….. anders koop ek hom NIE!!!
Hehehe
gbs
djoef ghat myl!!
Hier’s my BM…
2@ Ashley:
Djoef got a return MUIL!
PS! Ek like jou tjor!
gbs @ 3
gesien. thanks
gbs
nei man!! djy sê da niks van ek willie ding ve’koepie!!
o, en het jy gesien eks ñ vriendelike outjie?
ekt
selfs ñ “valcom” hempie aan!! 😀
5@ Ashley:
Hoeveel MUIL op ‘n gallon kry jy met daai ding?
6@ Ashley:
Seker een van die 1ste Off-road 4 x 4 BM’s daai…
6@ Ashley:
Nie geweet jy kom vannie Vrystaat affie… daar by Valcom, waar net traffic sirkels is en geen robotte nie.
Lyk my daai BM het ‘n limited-slip diff….. hehehe
BMW is an acronym in the USA it means “Break my window” and steal my radio follows soon after.
Surely I am no the only one who thinks this car looks like it has received a side impact!!
11@ Blue Bird:
Ashley’s BMW D-Series has had a side impact man…. eishhhhhhhhhh
BMW = Bring Mechanic With
@ Wallabie.:
In Afrikaans = Blik Met Wiele. (Tin With Wheels)
FORD = First On Rubbish Dump, or (in Afrikaans) Fokken Oordentlike Ry Ding.
FIAT = Fix It Again Tony.
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