OK, the Naffs and Tik-adicts from the Cape, the Half-cocked Rooinek-poachers from Natal, the Gatgrawers and Damduikers from Sodom & Gemorrah, the Riemrukkers from the Flat Earth Society in the armsalige Freestate as well as those wonderful Dutchmen with the Artificial Balls and hefty wives up North…. here is the opportunity to let off some steam again, with impunity.
The rules are simple and meant for those who can bloody read… here they are:
1. Leave the mammas and the pappas and family out of it…….. capishe? Oh and leave players / administrators / coaching staff’s mammas and pappas and wives / boyfriends out of it too!
2. If you take part, you’re not allowed to get angry, all is said toungue in cheek and in jest….. vistaan djy??
3. No biting clawing and scratching (Cape Half-humans), no drawing knives, bats, clubs, guns, handgranades, highjackings (Gautengers), no running back to mommy (Natallians), no profanity, religion, racial slurring (farking all of you!!). Oh and to those outside the borders, you FUBAR farkers may contribute as well!
4. No sex in public areas…. go get a farking room!
5. EVERY COMMENT has to be insulting…. every single one and each comment MUST contain at least one rugby related word or phrase!
6. GBS will be the sole judge and have absolute discretion in RULING whether a comment complied with the rules… why… sommer just for sommer’s sake!
7. Each contributor, by making a comment, ACCEPT these rules as binding on them and ACCEPT that by commenting, they bind themselves in terms of contract to the PENALTIES and / or PUNISHMENTS awarded against them. Each contributor also consents to be insulted and will not be able to hold this web site and / or any or every other contributor who dares to contribute here liable in terms of Civil or Criminal Remedy or Action, flowing from this thread. Any comment also does not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of this web site. If you are not subscribed here, I suggest you leave immediately…. this is bound to get rough!
(In other words muppits, moepels & mopkoppe… what happens here, stays here…. get that into those thick sculls)
8. Now the CHOKER of them all… EACH and EVERY contravention of these RULES will hold you LIABLE to make a donation of R 10.00 (Ten Rand) into the Rugby-Talk kitty (for a mass gathering and party to be held in the future, somewhere, sometime).
9. If you choose to participate, you have to make at least 10 comments, every comment short will be deemed to be a penalisable contravention of the rules. In addition, every 20th valid comment earns you 1 buy back of a penalty. Comments under 10 words do not count as a valid comment in terms of this rule.
10. Comments under 5 words will carry double penalty jeopardy.
11. SPECIAL PENALTIES or PUNISHMENTS will be awarded randomly, whether you have contravened the rules or not, of a non-monetary nature, to the discretion of GBS, failure to comply with such penalty conditions will be deemed a normal penalty jeopardy….
12. Anybody who declared himself IN on fight Club elsewhere is IN, no exceptions allowed.
If you feel you do not want to take part, feel free to leave a comment… hehehe
Bwahahahaha
By Order of the Realm of Rugby-Talk
Cheers Puma, you excuse making hit and running like your Sharkie team accuser of the brotheren! 🙂
Puma – Give me your wallet, Oudste…. fark you’re far too ordentlik to insult people… you’ve been raised well!
Fokken dom maar ordentlik!
Rugby is tops!
grootblousmile… Hoe lyk dit ek koop jou ‘n bier, mens maak mos so tussen vrinne van die selle span! faarksakes!
ok wifey dont need the puter no more 😆
177 – Johan just watch our Goode get the better of miss it Morne Steyn this week……hehehehe.
rudi se vir puma hy lyk soos a blou bul ondersteuner en ky hoe vinnig raak hy ombeskof 😆
sharky@179… Big mouth on the web you calling me a moffie sorry to say sharky supporter!! 🙂
Okay back. My better half is watching something on tv now so no BOOTS FOR ME.. 🙄
puma it is said , if you can be a bulls supporter you can shag sheep too
Fight Club is not so easy huh??
Bwahahahahaha
Do you morons like the new format of Fight Club?
Lions rugby sucks, and now I have to go and do their freegin Preview…. eishhhhhhhh
Ag Puma, Goode must know what is good for him and fake an injury!
186 – Okay Sharky you have to tell me that in English….hahaha Only understood half. 🙄
puma boet if i dont happen to go to moftus on saturday imma force you to come watch the rugga by me 😆
atlast its bigscreen and ill even feed ya 😆
Beach BUm sharky supporters! Cheers you about to eat humble pie wanna run in the Loftus grass with the big Bullie Boys!
Gotta go! Go Bulls!
189 – SHARKY WHAT!!!!!!!! hehehehehe.
puma it meant, if rudi wanted you to be rude and crude he had to insult you by saying you look like a bulls supporter 😆
194 – Johan, you running away now? hehehe.
Cheers buddy, catch up again sometime. After the Sharks have won on Saturday 😆
Yes Sharky, you feed your brothers some of that samoosa and curry and rice Natal food! Hope you guys need lots of eno’s and rennies after the game! You will need to digest a rampant Bulls victory!
Puma… The only running will be done by GOODE trying to get out of Bakkies’s way!
196 – Well if he said that I just have to do as he thinks….hehehe.
Damn this is hard. Rudi where are you now old bully boy who secretly admires and supports the Stormers…….HAHAHAHAHAA.
lol cheers johan catch you 2morrow mate , have a good one
194@ Johan Fourie – I’m sure you have’nt reahed 10 Comments….. penalties galore….
Oupa Puma and Tjarkie, thank you for continuiing to give us R 10.00 for each comment which does not comply… keep it up you dumb Tjarkies!
Cheers! Have to go check on my Biltong, koeksisters and Melktert! You sorry looking Sharky manne must have a bad one!
199 – Johan…..hahahahahahahaha. That might be true…hehehe. I know I would run away 😆
203 – Johan, Ja don’t forget the koeksisters. LOL.
Cheers you guys! Come now Bulle, boer daai visruikende kerrie etende piesang spelende Sharkies!
Steve for President! Then we’ll see if you still call him a moffie!
Cheers! FAAAARKEN CHEERS EK SE! Jhulle moet pasop, jhulle sal jhulle gate sien hier my broe!
206 – Johan, Ons Piesang farmers Sharkies are going to cause a lot crying for Bully Boys on Saturday…lol.
Okay going to see if I can get the last of Boots now. If I can get the remote…hehe
207 – 208…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Good one.
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