The Cheetahs host the Hurricanes at Vodacom Park, Bloemfontein at 19:10 on Saturday, SA Time. The match will be broadcast on SuperSport 1 on DSTV in SA. Can the Cheetahs unsettle the still unbeaten Hurricanes enough to grab a win on their homeground?
The Cheetahs have been a mixed bag of good against 2 SA sides (Bulls and Sharks) and bad against the Highlanders. What is it with this team that they give their all against their fellow countrymen but rolls over to play dead against our Anzac Super 14 partners?
The 2 Cheetahs wings have speed to burn, Robert Ebersohn at centre is a creative little genius, Sarel Pretorius at scrumhalf is nippy and unpredictable and the Cheetahs actually have a nice blend of raw power and guile up front. Come on Cheetahs, pull out all the stops this weekend!
The Hurricanes is aTeam close to the top of the Log, and deservedly so, having won all 3 their Super 14 encounters thus far in 2010. Who will doubt that Cory Jane, Ma’a Nonu, David Smith, Piri Weepu, Rodney So’oialo, Neemiah Tialata, Andrew Hore and John Schwalger are world class players, game breakers and never-say-die’ers… nobody! They will run you ragged if you give them the slightest chance.
I predict another win for the Hurricanes….. Canes by 15 PLUS.
Previous Super 14 Results:
07 Mar 2009 Cheetahs v Hurricanes 12-29 New Plymouth
26 Apr 2008 Cheetahs v Hurricanes 10-38 Bloemfontein
13 Apr 2007 Cheetahs v Hurricanes 15-37 Wellington
04 Mar 2006 Cheetahs v Hurricanes 27-25 Bloemfontein
Teams:
Cheetahs – 15 Hennie Daniller, 14 Lionel Mapoe, 13 Robert Ebersohn, 12 Meyer Bosman, 11 Jongi Nokwe, 10 Naas Olivier, 9 Sarel Pretorius, 8 Frans Viljoen, 7 Juan Smith (c), 6 Heinrich Brussow, 5 Waltie Vermeulen, 4 Nico Breedt, 3 WP Nel, 2 Adriaan Strauss, 1 Wian du Preez.
Replacements: 16 Ryno Barnes, 17 Coenie Oosthuizen, 18 David de Villiers, 19 Kabamba Floors, 20 Tewis de Bruyn, 21 Riaan Viljoen, 22 Danwel Demas.
Hurricanes – 15 Cory Jane, 14 André Taylor, 13 Alapati Leiua, 12 Ma’a Nonu, 11 David Smith, 10 Aaron Cruden, 9 Piri Weepu, 8 Rodney So`oialo, 7 Karl Lowe, 6 Victor Vito, 5 Michael Paterson, 4 Bryn Evans, 3 Neemiah Tialata, 2 Andrew Hore (Captain), 1 John Schwalger.
Replacements: 16 Dane Coles, 17 Anthony Perenise, 18 Jeremy Thrush, 19 Scott Waldrom, 20 Tyson Keats, 21 Willie Ripia, 22 Brett Mather.
Match Officials
Referee: Bryce Lawrence (NZ)
Ass. refs: Jonathan Kaplan (SA), Joey Salmans (SA)
TMO: Johann Meuwesen (SA)
VRYSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! And Bulls!
draadsitter!! 😯
prooooooooooooovince!! 😀
Ashley, how are things at the sex shop today?
busy bru, busy
almost no energy left!! 😉
Good luck Cheetahs, hope they can win this one. Hope Bryce is better ref than he was last year.
Really against this reffing system. Here Cheetahs in SA playing a NZ side with a NZ ref. Not on man, get back to neutral refs.
Do you still have to do the quality controll on all the girls?
loosehead @ 6
every single one of them, bru
every single day!! 😆
#7
anyway
daagvoog dgink ek mos klooef koffie
…
gooi bekeg halfvol klooef
gooi bietjie sykig by (as djy sykig kan pgoe, het djy te veel ingegooi)
gooi titseltjie wategtjies by (net om te sorg dat die hele biesigheid dagem ñ vloeistof is)
dgink!!
….
as oë ggoot in kop staan na koffie
wiet djy djy’tie koffie geg aangemaak!!
..
bgoegtjie, ek kan jou beloewe
na daai dop klim djy die muge soes spidegman yt!!
nou waags allie fokkegs nou weeg?
winkels toe gehol vig klooef koffie? 😯
Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet.
The nun who is driving says to the other, “Quick! Show him your cross.”
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, “Get off our f*cking car.”
A group of kindergartners were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten. She told them to use grown up words instead of baby words. She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer. The first little one said he went to see his Nana. The teacher said, “No, No, you went to see your grandmother. Use the grown up word.” The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo-choo train. The teacher again said, “No, No, you went on a trip on a train. That’s the grown up word.”
Then the teacher asked the third little one what he did during the summer. He proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked what book he had read. He puffed out his chest and in a very adult way replied, “Winnie the shit!”
How do you make a hormone?
Don’t pay her.
A mother was bathing her 4 y/o son when looking at his genitles he asked ‘are these my brains’ to which the mother replied ‘no son NOT YET’
ok, this one need a bit of thought
“A baby seal walks into a club….”
clue: i dont think treehugger will like it!!
#13 Ash
Good mother. She broke the bad new genitaly….
A guy met a gal at a night club,
she said “take me home, tie me up and do what lads do best”
…
So he took her home, tied her up,
picked his nose,
farted
and shagged her mate
Er…that should read “bad news”.
Talk about a balls-up…
fender @ 15
jy’s weer skerp nê?
inie messelaai geslaap?
Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out. Both were faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the
Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to do that. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the woman’s husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, “These girl nights have got to stop! I’m starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!”
“That’s nothing,” said the other husband, “Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said….. “From all of us at the Fire Station. We’ll never forget you.”
Ek traai, Ash. Ma ‘n ou raak moeg….veral hie oppe Vrydagmiddag, jy sien…
Jack was set to marry Jill, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said “Jack, let me tell you something: On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, ‘Here, try these on.’”
She tried on the pants and said, “These just don’t fit,” to which I replied, “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since that night we have never had a problem.”
“Hmm,” said Jack, thinking this might be worth a try. So, on his honeymoon Jack took off his pants and said to Jill, “Here, try these on.”
Jill does so and says, “These just don’t fit,” to which Jack replied, “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don’t want you to ever forget that.”
So, Jill took off her pants, handed them to Jack and said, “Here, you try on mine.” Jack does so and says, “I can’t get into your pants,” to which Jill replied, “Exactly. And if you don’t change your attitude, you never will.”
….
😀 yes dear? 😉
Question: Watter voeltjie issie helfte van voel wat hy ees wassie?
Answer: Die Kwartel
fender @ 22
vol voël jokes vandag nê? 😆
Working for a company is like being in a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys closer to the top see only smiling faces when they look down, and the monkeys at the bottom see only big arses
#23 Ash
Hey, wot chew mean?
You started this with that talking turkey BS of yours! 😉
Smyt wyd, broe – ek moet nou waai.
Groente
One day a classmate told little Timmy that most adults have at least one dark secret and that they can be easily blackmailed simply by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
Timmy decided to try it out. He went home and when his mother greeted him, he frowned and said, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly handed him $20 and said, “Just
don’t tell your father!”
This worked so well for Timmy that he decided to see what he could get from his father. When his father got home, Timmy greeted him at the door and said, “I know the whole truth.” His father promptly handed him $50 and said, “Please don’t tell your mother!”
Very pleased, Timmy headed out the door to school the next day when he ran into the mailman. He greeted the mailman with his new phrase, “I know the whole truth.”
The mailman dropped his mail, opened his arms, and said, “Then come give your daddy a big hug!”
cheers fender
enjoy!!
An attorney was having an affair with his secretary. Shortly afterwards, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the secretary a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy to have the baby there. He also promised to take care of all the expenses for having the baby and for raising the child.
“How will I let you know when the baby is born?” she asked. He replied, “Just send me a postcard and write “spaghetti” on the back.
Not knowing what else to do, the secretary took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day, the attorney’s wife called him at the office and explained, “Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don’t understand what it means.” The attorney said, “Just leave it on the table and wait until I get home”.
Later that evening the attorney came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. The wife, puzzled by what could cause the attack, picked up the postcard and read:
“Four servings of Spaghetti – Two with meatballs, two without.”
Humourous signs sighted:
On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
Pizza shop slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”
Outside a muffler shop: “No appointments necessary. We hear you coming.”
Over a gynaecologist’s office: “Dr Jones, at your cervix.”
In a vet’s waiting room: “I’ll be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
On the door of the plastic surgeon’s office: “We can help you pick your nose.”
On an electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”
In a non-smoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
On a maternity room door: “Push Push Push”
At an optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
On a lorry of a Singapore scaffolding company: “For instant erection – Call 234-5688”
There is a company in Bloem called the Appliance Repair Centre and their slogan is:
YOU FUX, WE FIX IT!
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