Dudes and dudesses, muppits, moepels & mopkoppe… the frustration of waiting for proper Southern Hemisphere rugby to start has quite a few of us panting with frustration! So, here’s what we do.. we have a Thread where it is the goal to insult each other…. but there are rules…
OK, we had this type of Article months ago and it was an instant hit… so here’s how it works:
- Your comments MUST BE of an offensive nature, failure to be offensive will be severely punished. In fact you are then obliged to say on the blog that you are a “Doos Deluxe”.
- You are NOT ALLOWED TO GET ANGRY (this is a joke after all).
- You are not allowed to INSULT FAMILY MEMBERS of fellow bloggers.
- By participating, you agree to these rules and abide by them and Rugby-Talk is held blameless for what is said… or not said.
- Your comment MUST have some rugby content, even if it amounts to one solitary word…. failure to observe this will be severely punished….. you’ll be made to read some of Skoppie’s drivel or something equally unappealing!
- Only clinically insane and rugby mad individuals may partake in this thread…. that means you are very suitably qualified, Ashley, Blouste, SuperBul, The Pill, Boomninny…. hell all of you qualify with distinction!!
Get it out your systems… so that healthy rugby banter can start!
needs to take off his training bra 😆 😆 😆 😆
RP
😆
Must have had hidden talents then 😉
Wife:I wish I was a newspaper,
So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
Good see our Sharkygal (Treehugs) has kept you all in your place, while us other Sharkies had a quick lunch and of course Fires here to support her. Go you two, doing very well…haha.
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
RP 564 lol
#566, No idea what you are on about Fire….seems you have an inferiority complex and it is fully justified.
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
574 hehehe Puma, shame you try to get all down and dirty but you are a waaaaaaaaaay to nice and decent guy to trade insults……..
564 – fantasy of a proffessional pet groomer
564 – RP 😆
Wife:What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push…!!!
574 –
Wb Puma….man I am psyched for Saturday, gonna see my beloved Sharkies live at the tank….oh yes please…I’ll probably watch all the pre-games just to soak it all up…
Drunk says to the Very Ugly woman walking with two kids…”Hey lady, is that twins?” she says “no, you can see the one is very much older than the other. why did you ask?”…Drunk:”just can’t believe someone shagged you twice!”
Here is one for old Irish Devil….
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand pounds on
a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m
completely nude”.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
“Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed… “YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!”
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?”
The other answered, “I don’t know – I thought you were watching.”
MORAL OF THE STORY –
Not all Irish are stupid and not all Blondes are Dumb, but all Men are Men.
FS tell me why you feel that the tjarkies should fire Straeuli? whats he been getting up to down there?
585 – LOL, good one.
Blouste ::-):
Ok guys and gals…
Thanks for the LOVELY chat… 🙄
Enjoy!!!
Catch up tonight maybe…
If I don’t see you before… Strongs and good luck to all your teams respectively….
GO BULLS !!! 👿
OK..were did all the insults go?..I’m still in Fight Club character…Here’s one for you Blouste…A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth
FStraueli, Trip-E, TreeHugger, Blouste & Puma
Hand on my heart – I swear old “Mat” was a walking, talking (well mumbling) horror of a little Yeti. Did I mention he also suffered from Napoleon Syndrome ergo was vertically challenged so had all the character flaws that come with NS 😯
We figured he must have knocked them unconscious with his “aromatic” talents before knocking them up with his talents of a more dubious nature(if that is possible taking into account the laws of physics).
I swear old “Mat” was worthy of a David Attenborough special !
Or one for Fire…Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Polla hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Bye Blouste
587 – Most of it is actualy down to speculation on my part, but after the kamp staaldraad episode i just cant believe he got himself a job in South African rugby again, and he has somehow managed to worm his way up the Sharks management ranks, that man is a cancerous force….he’s been pushed into every available position there, he even had a run as marketing director for them, that was the time when there happened no marketing.
All in all i think he’s a puts and anything that’s wrong at the Sharks I lay square on his shoulders, and if it isnt him it has to be eskom…
Okay … dinner time here – night all 😀
the drunk was standing behind a lady at the checkout in a grocery store, she bought one apple one orange one roll of loo paper and one litre of milk…..as she was paying her bill the drunk asked her, you live alone dont you? You are single!!!! the lady was shocked and touched that he noticed and thought he was extremely insightful even if he was a drunk…
“yes” she answered, “but how did you know?”
Drunk answered “cos your f*&king ugly!”
580 – Tripps, I am the ref here with my yellow and red cards, just waiting for one to step out of line will have to send em to the sin bin…..hehe.
Yip, I am not good at this. Told Sharky last night. He needed Fires last night to help him out but our WEBMONSTER could not help Fires to login as he was watching, BINNERLANDER AND EGOLI……HEHEHEHE. SHAME felt for him…hahaha.
RP a professional blind date 😆
595 I understand……cos something is up at the tjarks and it needs to be sorted, poste haste!!!!
be right back
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