Dudes and dudesses, muppits, moepels & mopkoppe… the frustration of waiting for proper Southern Hemisphere rugby to start has quite a few of us panting with frustration! So, here’s what we do.. we have a Thread where it is the goal to insult each other…. but there are rules…
OK, we had this type of Article months ago and it was an instant hit… so here’s how it works:
- Your comments MUST BE of an offensive nature, failure to be offensive will be severely punished. In fact you are then obliged to say on the blog that you are a “Doos Deluxe”.
- You are NOT ALLOWED TO GET ANGRY (this is a joke after all).
- You are not allowed to INSULT FAMILY MEMBERS of fellow bloggers.
- By participating, you agree to these rules and abide by them and Rugby-Talk is held blameless for what is said… or not said.
- Your comment MUST have some rugby content, even if it amounts to one solitary word…. failure to observe this will be severely punished….. you’ll be made to read some of Skoppie’s drivel or something equally unappealing!
- Only clinically insane and rugby mad individuals may partake in this thread…. that means you are very suitably qualified, Ashley, Blouste, SuperBul, The Pill, Boomninny…. hell all of you qualify with distinction!!
Get it out your systems… so that healthy rugby banter can start!
Blouste is it just you and me now? damn, wish i had a lower IQ so i could enjoy your company 😆
Hey Tree, Apparently we all sprang from apes, but you didn’t spring far enough.
Blouste
511 – Treehugs 😆
@ 511
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Sweetie MONKEYS LOOK DOWN ON YOU
Treehugger
How low can you go 😉
#516..Yep..cuz they are all up in the Trees with you!
So low i wouldnt know if i had toothache or footache. 😆
518- Feck Doll, thanks for the complement
500 –
Happy 500 Pulla, you’ve made it, sorry Tree, you missed it by one, good one though…LOL P
Shit…Just got the funniest S14 mail…he he he
Tree is a gal with an open mind. I can feel the draught from here!
Jeeeeeeeez !!!!! this is like parking in the disable zone 🙄
519
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524
No action and buggerol footwork ? 😆
😆 on a good day you are a halfwit
Says the drooling crossdressing toesucker 😯
Well Tree…Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing. 😎
Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror is when both are pregnant!
Tragedy is when you are not responsible for both!
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only
10% enters the female.
And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty?
Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?
To see if you really mean it!
Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow you have
to do it again.
Wives are funny creatures.
They don’t have sex with their husbands for weeks
and then they want to kill the woman who does.
Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-Olympic sex.
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years.
The stock markets now are like an old man’s dick?
Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone
is still getting screwed!
This week is Breast Awareness Week.
Spread the slogan …….
“We stare because we care!”
The saddest part of a man’s body is his balls.
The Lord Almighty sentenced them to “Hang Till Death!”
A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in.
He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn’t you call me in after he screwed you once?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.
What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby
is the result of standing cock.
If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?
Tit-Bits.
And if it bursts in a man’s underwear?
Banana split.
What’s the difference between a bomb & a condom?
In a bomb blast, population decreases
BUT in a condom blast, population increases
When you get to the toilet, you will see a sign that says, “Ladies.” Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.
Polla hahahahahaha so finally learnt how to google
Nope Tree..they are all in a little file I keep for moments like these!…You love nature, in spite of what it did to you…
Are you normally this stupid, OR are you makeing a special effort today ???????????
Rather not let your mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own
Doll, brains arnt everything in fact in your case they are a handicap
I enjoy talking to you, my mind needs a rest
You guys enjoying this 😆
That last one is a another version of #529
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