Dudes and dudesses, muppits, moepels & mopkoppe… the frustration of waiting for proper Southern Hemisphere rugby to start has quite a few of us panting with frustration! So, here’s what we do.. we have a Thread where it is the goal to insult each other…. but there are rules…
OK, we had this type of Article months ago and it was an instant hit… so here’s how it works:
- Your comments MUST BE of an offensive nature, failure to be offensive will be severely punished. In fact you are then obliged to say on the blog that you are a “Doos Deluxe”.
- You are NOT ALLOWED TO GET ANGRY (this is a joke after all).
- You are not allowed to INSULT FAMILY MEMBERS of fellow bloggers.
- By participating, you agree to these rules and abide by them and Rugby-Talk is held blameless for what is said… or not said.
- Your comment MUST have some rugby content, even if it amounts to one solitary word…. failure to observe this will be severely punished….. you’ll be made to read some of Skoppie’s drivel or something equally unappealing!
- Only clinically insane and rugby mad individuals may partake in this thread…. that means you are very suitably qualified, Ashley, Blouste, SuperBul, The Pill, Boomninny…. hell all of you qualify with distinction!!
Get it out your systems… so that healthy rugby banter can start!
419 – Me a Sharks man thru and thru, much to the dismay of Blouste….poor guy…LOL
The Vodacom Stormers team is as follows:
15. Joe Pietersen
14. Gio Aplon
13. Jaque Fourie
12. Juan De Jongh
11. Bryan Habana
10. Peter Grant
9. Dewaldt Duvenage
8. Duane Vermeulen
7 Francois Louw
6. Schalk Burger (C)
5. Andries Bekker
4. De Kock Steenkamp
3. Brok Harris
2. Tiaan Liebenberg
1. Wicus Blaauw
Reserves
16. Deon Fourie
17. JC Kritzinger
18. Anton Van Zyl
19. Pieter Louw
20. Ricky Januarie
21. Lionel Cronje
22. Sireli Naqelevuki
Blouste..hier is so bietjie Super 14 stats vir jou….Julle mag wel 2 keer gewen het, maar Super 14 is nie net oor daai twee jaar gespeel nie. Julle het maar ‘n overall wen ratio van 38% terwyl ons een het van 43%, nie baie beter nie, maar wel beter as julle, terwyl die Sharks nog beter is op 45%. Twee wenne maak julle nie ‘n beter span in die kompetisie nie!
Statistics for BullsGames played: 140 16.02%
Games won: 54 38.57%
Games lost: 79 56.43%
Games drawn: 7 5.00%
Most wins in a row: 6
Most losses in a row: 10
Teams played: 13 92.86%
Teams beaten: 13 100.00%
Teams lost to: 13 100.00%
Largest points for: 92 92 – 3
Largest points against: 75 75 – 27
Largest winning margin: 89 92 – 3
Largest losing margin: 64 73 – 9
Total points for: 3,486
Total points against: 4,089
Average points for per game: 24.90
Average points against per game: 29.21
Average points difference: -4.31
Statistics for StormersGames played: 127 14.53%
Games won: 55 43.31%
Games lost: 68 53.54%
Games drawn: 4 3.15%
Most wins in a row: 6
Most losses in a row: 6
Teams played: 13 92.86%
Teams beaten: 12 92.31%
Teams lost to: 13 100.00%
Largest points for: 51 23 – 51
Largest points against: 75 75 – 14
Largest winning margin: 31 34 – 3
Largest losing margin: 61 75 – 14
Total points for: 2,976
Total points against: 3,487
Average points for per game: 23.43
Average points against per game: 27.46
Average points difference: -4.02
Statistics for SharksGames played: 144 16.48%
Games won: 65 45.14%
Games lost: 74 51.39%
Games drawn: 5 3.47%
Most wins in a row: 8
Most losses in a row: 8
Teams played: 13 92.86%
Teams beaten: 13 100.00%
Teams lost to: 13 100.00%
Largest points for: 75 75 – 43
Largest points against: 77 77 – 34
Largest winning margin: 43 16 – 59
Largest losing margin: 43 77 – 34
Total points for: 3,708
Total points against: 3,773
Average points for per game: 25.75
Average points against per game: 26.20
Average points difference: -0.45
blouste blouste gums
hie’s vi’ djou ñ ietsie
…
Di klyntjiis kom, hul kom nou an,
En ons wat Grikwas was, ons kyk,
En in di klyntjiis sit Duusman,
Wat naar en aardig fer ons lyk,
Toen ons hul reg bekyk.
(uit … hoe die hollanders die kaap ingeneem het, sj du toit)
goeie nuus
die koms van die duusman ens ens ens, het beslis ñ groot invloed gehad op die soort spelers (groot ens ens) wat ons rugbyspanne oplewer
slegte nuus
jy, ou blouste gums, het hul “looks” ge-erf!! 😀
414 – RP, Carter makes a difference to Saders for sure. With McCaw even more so. So pleased he is out for the Sharks game. No offence .. 😆 Just makes life a bit easier for my team as we travel that week before the game.
# 420
Dit was toe nou nie julle eerste een teen die Bulle nie.
Ek gee jou ‘n rukkie…
Gaan google gou weer…
423 –
So according to those stats Sharks would be SA’s most successfull team in the S14…shame Pienkste, not even your two koppies has changed that…lol
426 –
Nie eerste final nie, eerste CC cup win was in 1990, ’84 of so iets was die Sharks se eerste final teen Nulle
@ 425 😆
402 – Fire, Good blog this mate, you wont find the trouble makers hanging out here. GBS has a iron fist…..hehehe. Wont allow it and no trolls here either which makes it a great blog actually. We get videos of the game while on and some photos too. Good to blog here when a game is on.
You will enjoy it here. Only banter and debates never goes further than that. That is why we have this deliberate fight club thread today. We all tooooooooooooo nice……..hahahaha. We all do banter though have too..hehe.
#427 Yep..The Sharks just marginally ahead of us…look at the Saders stats…67% winning ratio, now you know why they won so many titles.
Statistics for CrusadersGames played: 151 17.28%
Games won: 102 67.55%
Games lost: 45 29.80%
Games drawn: 4 2.65%
429 – Blouste…hehehe. We need all the gifts we can take 😆 Your team will face the full Saders side…hehe.
Polla
As dit nou nie desperaat is nie weet ek nie…
Om tevrede te wees met dit…hahaha
As dit is wat julle aan die slaap kry in die aande, fine.
As dit nie oor die bekers gaan nie, waaroor gaan dit…
Ons was kak aan die begin, sure…
Het dit reg gestel en word nou as die beste provinsiale span in die wereld gesien, en julle ?
Julle sal seker maar altyd tevrede wees met wat julle het…NIKS 😯
430 – Ja, I was kinda missing the Blou Nul input on the other site, old Pienkste is making up for it in leaps and bounds…LOL
Also nice not to get harrassed by some deranged fool with some or other chip on his shoulder.
Good times.
Saders are alright … RM & DC aside … Corery Flynn is back – not bad for a guy who has broken his arms five times. The Franks brothers (Owen & Ben), then you have the Whitelock brothers (Adam George & Sam). If all these brothers cannot provide cohesion – no one can 😀
I think we are okay for Locks too … Chris Jack, Issac Ross, Brad Thorn & Keiran Read amongst others … & if that is not enough reason to feel hopeful – in the new blood we have young Zac Guildford who is just a joy to watch. He was leading try scorer in NPC last year, on the winning world U19s Team – debuted as an AB last year on the EOYT & many people (myself included) have a soft spot for him becuase his dad died watching him play in the U19s final.
I like that Stormers team…just a pity they could not find a spot for Conrad Hoffman in place of Bolla Conradie. He’s the next big thing that will hit SA Rugby in 2 years time! Hoffman, Franscois Hougaard etc is the new breed that will take SA Rugby to 2015 WC!
@ 424
😆
Ou Asgat, jy is okkie die mooiste nie, darem ‘n goeie humorsin 😆
421 – FireStraeuli
“Sharks man thru & thru” Eh ? Oohhh well, one makes these dodgy choices when young & they can last a lifetime 🙄
RP
Even if you keep this in mind for the weekends game ?
The Crusaders will be without several key players, namely Richie McCaw (rested), Wyatt Crockett (ankle), Corey Flynn (ankle), Chris Jack (wrist), Kade Poki (knee) and Ryan Crotty (concussion), but Todd Blackadder was still able to select a strong side with eight All Blacks in the match 22.
@ 438
😆
434 – Fires, Yip I don’t miss the nonsense makers from Voldy. I still blog there but ignore the ones that stir. Just talk to my mates there. I miss Cab there. He was a good blogger with good sense of humour. Had a huge debate and argument with Skop and has never come back. Pity as always enjoyed Cabs posts. Lion supporter through and through..hehe. Maybe he comes back.
435 – Rugby Princess, That is a sad story man, about Zac’s dad. Must have been awful for the youngster.
Blouste
Is “humorsin” like naughty humour ? 😉
I smell a couple of upsets this weekend…
438 – RP, Cause they play from a great City…hehe. Love em Sharkies.. My team thru and thru too. 😉
Like you once a Sader always a Sader. Us Sharkies never jump ship. Always a Shark supporter.
blouste @ 437
all in the mind boet …
ek glo daars nie ñ mooier d*nner as ek nie ens ens
so hoekom moet ek my steur aan wat jy dink?
anyway, thanks vir die kompliment!! 😆
More just plain old humour, but in Ash’s case, naughty humour would have been applicable 😆
#443, Like the one happening on Friday evening?
Rp
Don’t let them fool you, they all only became Tjarks in the early 90’s 😆
Possibly but I doubt it…
Got this feeling about the Sharks and Crusaders games thoug…honestly !!!
Puma
When he made his test debut last year there was a moment during the anthems when the camera stopped on his face. Eyes closed, later when asked he said he was talking to his dad. Telling he hoped he was proud, that he would try to do right by the black jersey & had not forgotten his advice “son, go hard or go home”. Made me 😥
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