The Bulls have named a formidable team to take on The Cheetahs on Friday night.
Bulls – 15 Zane Kirchner, 14 Gerhard van den Heever, 13 Jaco Pretorius, 12 Wynand Olivier, 11 Francois Hougaard, 10 Morné Steyn, 9 Fourie du Preez, 8 Pierre Spies, 7 Pedrie Wannenburg, 6 Deon Stegmann, 5 Victor Matfield (c), 4 Danie Rossouw, 3 Werner Kruger, 2 Gary Botha, 1 Gurthrö Steenkamp.
Subs: 16 Bandise Maku, 17 Bees Roux, 18 Flip vd Merwe, 19 Derick Kuün, 20 Heini Adams, 21 Jacques-Louis Potgieter, 22 Stephan Dippenaar
15 – Piet, Good to hear you back and enjoying it. I told you so..lol. SA is a wonderful place.
Like Super said, get your adsl soon, you need to blog with us during the S14. Miss your posts here boeta.
Morning all
Ash, sien jy het nog nie jou roes afgeslaap nie-praat nog steeds kak 😈
superBul
Jy weet, hulle se dis net hoere en polisiemanne wat daai tyd van die nag werk en sover ek weet is jy nie ‘n polisieman nie… 😆
Gou bietjie gestir daar op Keo…liewe donner maar is die mense sensitief. Ek sweer as een van my artikels op Keo geplaas is, het iemand daar hom letterlik bekak!
Hehehehe
Op watter thread, ek wil gaan saam baklei…
blouste @ 33
beeshol, met wie praat jy miskien?
We’ve achieved nothing yet
#36 was vir #32
#33 😆
Q: Why did God put men on earth?
A: Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn. 😆
Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: So they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.
Q: What’s a man’s idea of foreplay?
A: Half an hour of begging.
Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually aroused?
A: He’s breathing!!!!
Ash, your fixation with a poephol doesn’t suprize me since you are a Stormpie supporter… 😆
Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicapped.
blouste @ 43
hmmmm, good come-back smurfie!!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”
The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and extends it back to the woman.
Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle.
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…”
Whats the difference between a man and a woman….?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need….
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need… 😆
47
lol
Tik tok tik tok…
Die horlosie stap aan en die tyd kom nader…
Al die bespiegelinge sal teen saterdagaand uitsorteer en of reg of verkeerd bewys wees…
Kan nie wag nie !!!
50 !!! Vir die Bulle teen die Cheetahs 😉
One day, leaning on the bar, Piet says to Klaas ‘My elbow hurts like
hell. I suppose I’d better see a Doctor!’
Listen, don’t waste your time down at the surgery,’ Klaas replies.
There’s a new diagnostic computer at Pick ‘n Pay’s Pharmacy.
Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what’s
wrong,
and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs only fifty
rand…..a lot quicker and better than a doctor – and you get Club card
points.’
So Piet collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Pick ‘n
Pay. He deposits fifty rand; the computer lights up and asks for the
urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds
later, the computer ejects a printout:-
You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve in two weeks.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Piet
began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixes some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
from his wife, his daughter and the cat, and masturbated into the mixture
for good measure.
Piet hurries back to Pick ‘n Pay, eager to check what would happen. He
deposits his fifty rand, pours in his concoction, and awaits for the
results.
The computer prints the following:-
1) Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener (aisle 7).
2) Your cat’s having kittens. Get a vet.
3) Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo (aisle 3).
4) Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
5) Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer.
6) And if you don’t stop playing with yourself, your tennis elbow will
never get better.
Thank you for shopping at Pick ‘n Pay. Remember, we’re on your side!
Bwaaaaaahahahahaha Loosehead…….you crack me up 🙂
Blouste 😆
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