Hi there friends, muppits, moepels and mopkoppe… and fellow rugby mad freaks,
We have updated a number of things here on the Blog this weekend, namely…..
1. The 2010 Fixtures lists for:
- The Varsity Cup 2010
- The Super 14 2010
- The Vodacom Cup 2010
- The IRB Sevens Competition for 2009 / 10
- The Six Nations Championship 2010
- The Vodacom Tri Nations Competition 2010
- The Currie Cup 2010 (There is a Page but the fixtures are yet unknown)
2. The 2010 Competition Logs for:
- The Varsity Cup 2010
- The Super 14 2010
- The Vodacom Cup 2010
- The IRB Sevens Competition for 2009 / 10
- The Six Nations Championship 2010
- The Vodacom Tri Nations Competition 2010 (There is a Page but the Log is still unavailable)
- The Currie Cup 2010 (There is a Page but the Log is still unavailable)
3. The SuperBru Standings for:
- Rugby-Talk Varsity Cup 2010
- Rugby-Talk Super 14 2010
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More radical updates and changes comming sooooooooooooon!!
Regards,
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webmonster
After wiping the tears from my eyes brought on by the hysterical laughter at the sheer audactity of someone writing truthfully about men & tools I thoguht I should get up off the floor & share this with you all 😆
MEN & TOOLS :
DRILL PRESS – A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.
WIRE WHEEL – Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, “Oh, shit)!”
SKILL SAW – A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.
PLIERS – Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.
BELT SANDER – An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.
HACKSAW – One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.
VISE-GRIPS – Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.
OXYACETYLENE TORCH – Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race.
TABLE SAW – A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.
HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK – Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.
BAND SAW – A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminium sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.
TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST – A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.
PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER – Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.
STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER – A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.
PRY BAR – A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.
HOSE CUTTER – A tool used to make hoses too short.
HAMMER – Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent to the object we are trying to hit.
UTILITY KNIFE – Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.
SON OF A B*TCH TOOL – Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling, “Son of a b*tch” at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.
Have a client waiting – see you all later.
30 – Irish, never count out Saders. Bulls think they are top favourites though.
32 – Cheers mate. Good to catch up again.
Oirish – Yes, 😳 you should ! Shawks indeed 😯
31 – Princess 😆
Puma
To be honest I have not looked at the teams much yet … I really do need to start “swotting” though if I want to win a prize ! Do you call studying hard “swotting” there in Saffa-land ?
36 – RP, Yes we do call it swotting. I have not really looked at all the teams yet either. Have not yet put in any of my picks.
Cheers RP out of here now.
For all those Shark supporters that blog here that have not joined RT SuperBru. Join now the code is on the bottom of the thread.
Hey guys, Superbru has opened a competition fir 6 Nations as well. I take it RT will also start a pool, in the meantime you are all welcome to join my pool as well:
The pool code for Vul 6 nations is pelthasp
Treehugs forgot you in my post 23. Why have you not joined the Superbru prediction game on RT? Go join now code on the bottom. You are needed being a Shark supporter 😀
39 – Tripps will join it. How many pools can we play in for the S14? Know in the cricket it was only 3 pools.
39 – Tripps just joined your 6 nations pool.
Puma in all the comps you can only play 3 pools per email address, you can register again with a different email adres as well if you want to
have accepted you!!!!
Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it … don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain …Good!
Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!! ….. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they’re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!! It’s the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
‘Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ‘WOO HOO, What a Ride’
Welcome to the Shark Family Irish.
Puma – The Dolphins are not always that good, but when they are hot, they are steaming.
Irish – Bookie favourites is the Crusaders, with the Bulls in second place. The Sharks are 5th on that list.
Superbul – Start a RT 6 Nations pool, and invite all the players who is playing S14 via Superbru mail.
Easy to follow the link then.
It’s not that i don’t enjoy my own company, but different views make a conversation more interesting.
So cheers.
46 – Snoek, Thanks from now on a Dolphin cricket supporter. When is the final?
49 – Snoek, hahaha. Feel the same boet. I seem to log on too when no-one else is around.
Back later. Need to go out maybe more will be logged on then too.
43 – Tripps, Thanks, wanted to join Blouste’s pool too but am in 3 pools already. Otherwise will have to get a new e-mail addie. Too much bother actually. Will just leave it and play in the groups I have joined.
Come join the Rugby-Talk pool in Six Nations, the ultimate Six Nations prediction game! It’s easy – just go to the website and enter the pool code lefthive to join the pool, Rugby-Talk 6 Nations.
Website: http://www.superbru.com/sixnations
Pool code: lefthive
Pool name: Rugby-Talk 6 Nations
53 – Super, See we all supporting Ireland in the 6 nations on RT except one so far. Think Irish Devil will be impressed with us lot..
Irish you better join RT 6 Nations Superbru now. See Super’s post 53 for the code.
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