The 4Th and last 5-day Test between the SA Proteas and England takes place at Wanderers Stadium, Johannesburg from 14 January to 18 January 2010. The Proteas are one down in the series, so it is essential for them to win this Test to square the series and salvage some SA pride. This is the match thread for discussion of the game.
South Africa v England
| Match details |
| Toss England, who chose to bat |
| Test debuts R McLaren and WD Parnell (South Africa) Player of the match tba |
| Umpires SJ Davis (Australia) and AL Hill (New Zealand) TV umpire DJ Harper (Australia) Match referee RS Mahanama (Sri Lanka) Reserve umpire JD Cloete |
South Africa won by an innings and 74 runs
| England 1st innings | R | M | B | 4s | 6s | SR | ||
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AJ Strauss* | c Amla b Steyn | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 0.1 gone! What an incredible start! A back-of-a-length delivery on the pads, Strauss played with an angled bat to deflect the ball into the leg-side, but Hashim Amla, under the lid at backward short leg, swooped superbly with his right hand, and clung onto a blinder! 0/1 | ||||||||
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AN Cook | lbw b Morkel | 21 | 49 | 31 | 2 | 0 | 67.74 |
| 9.4 a review coming up, as Cook is given out lbw … it could be marginal … He took a while to ponder the option, but it seemed to the naked eye to be quite high, and potentially outside leg… this is absolutely crucial … and there are so many permutations. No inside-edge, but surely that was a no-ball! Perhaps there is a fraction of leather behind the line … either way, it’s been given! 39/4 | ||||||||
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IJL Trott | lbw b Morkel | 5 | 8 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 62.50 |
| 1.6 full length, loose on-drive, that’s plumb! The end of a bewildering innings from Trott, who swished at anything that moved, and eventually played across the line to a full-length delivery 7/2 | ||||||||
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KP Pietersen | c Parnell b Morkel | 7 | 26 | 16 | 1 | 0 | 43.75 |
| 7.5 good grief, another one bites the dust, and it’s the debutant Wayne Parnell at mid-on! Back of a length, Pietersen climbs into a full-blooded pull, but he doesn’t time it properly and Parnell is on hand to intercept. 32/3 | ||||||||
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PD Collingwood | c Duminy b McLaren | 47 | 104 | 61 | 5 | 2 | 77.04 |
| 30.3 squared up, a leading edge, and that’s caught at point! A massive breakthrough and that is McLaren’s first in Tests. Smith’s hunch has paid off, just enough nibble off the deck to turn a regulation nurdle off the pads into a muffed false shot, and Duminy leans forward to collect a lobbed opportunity! 115/5 | ||||||||
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IR Bell | b Steyn | 35 | 125 | 86 | 6 | 0 | 40.69 |
| 37.4 castled! And that is exceptional bowling. Steyn has been swinging everything away, and this one zips back off the deck, through the gate, and into the stumps! High quality fast bowling, and there’s very little that Bell could have done about that 133/6 | ||||||||
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MJ Prior† | c †Boucher b Steyn | 14 | 45 | 25 | 2 | 0 | 56.00 |
| 39.1 England collapsing here! Prior gone! Short ball, Prior tries to pull it away but it catches the gloves and goes slowly though to Boucher. Easy catch and South Africa are all over England here. “So much for your quiet hour,” says Miller. 136/7 | ||||||||
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SCJ Broad | c Morkel b Kallis | 13 | 18 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 100.00 |
| 40.5 gone this time! One shot too many perhaps. Back of a length, straight into Broad and he flaps it, needlessly really, in the air to mid off. Hit, hope and fail. 148/8 | ||||||||
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GP Swann | c †Boucher b Steyn | 27 | 43 | 27 | 3 | 1 | 100.00 |
| 47.5 gets him this time though. Outside off stump, Swann flays at it and it comes off an inside edge through to a diving Boucher. 180/10 | ||||||||
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RJ Sidebottom | c †Boucher b Steyn | 0 | 12 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 43.2 gone! Steyn gets another! All very easy really, outside off, Sidebottom comes forward and nicks it behind to Boucher. South Africa rampant here! 155/9 | ||||||||
| JM Anderson | not out | 6 | 22 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 46.15 | |
| Extras | (lb 2, w 3) | 5 | ||||||
| Total | (all out; 47.5 overs; 228 mins) | 180 | (3.76 runs per over) | |||||
| Bowling | O | M | R | W | Econ | |||
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DW Steyn | 13.5 | 1 | 51 | 5 | 3.68 | (1w) | |
| 0.1 to Strauss, gone! What an incredible start! A back-of-a-length delivery on the pads, Strauss played with an angled bat to deflect the ball into the leg-side, but Hashim Amla, under the lid at backward short leg, swooped superbly with his right hand, and clung onto a blinder! 0/137.4 to Bell, castled! And that is exceptional bowling. Steyn has been swinging everything away, and this one zips back off the deck, through the gate, and into the stumps! High quality fast bowling, and there’s very little that Bell could have done about that 133/639.1 to Prior, England collapsing here! Prior gone! Short ball, Prior tries to pull it away but it catches the gloves and goes slowly though to Boucher. Easy catch and South Africa are all over England here. “So much for your quiet hour,” says Miller. 136/743.2 to Sidebottom, gone! Steyn gets another! All very easy really, outside off, Sidebottom comes forward and nicks it behind to Boucher. South Africa rampant here! 155/9
47.5 to Swann, gets him this time though. Outside off stump, Swann flays at it and it comes off an inside edge through to a diving Boucher. 180/10 |
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M Morkel | 11 | 1 | 39 | 3 | 3.54 | (2w) | |
| 1.6 to Trott, full length, loose on-drive, that’s plumb! The end of a bewildering innings from Trott, who swished at anything that moved, and eventually played across the line to a full-length delivery 7/27.5 to Pietersen, good grief, another one bites the dust, and it’s the debutant Wayne Parnell at mid-on! Back of a length, Pietersen climbs into a full-blooded pull, but he doesn’t time it properly and Parnell is on hand to intercept. 32/39.4 to Cook, a review coming up, as Cook is given out lbw … it could be marginal … He took a while to ponder the option, but it seemed to the naked eye to be quite high, and potentially outside leg… this is absolutely crucial … and there are so many permutations. No inside-edge, but surely that was a no-ball! Perhaps there is a fraction of leather behind the line … either way, it’s been given! 39/4 | ||||||||
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R McLaren | 10 | 3 | 30 | 1 | 3.00 | ||
| 30.3 to Collingwood, squared up, a leading edge, and that’s caught at point! A massive breakthrough and that is McLaren’s first in Tests. Smith’s hunch has paid off, just enough nibble off the deck to turn a regulation nurdle off the pads into a muffed false shot, and Duminy leans forward to collect a lobbed opportunity! 115/5 | ||||||||
| WD Parnell | 3 | 0 | 18 | 0 | 6.00 | |||
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JH Kallis | 10 | 3 | 40 | 1 | 4.00 | ||
| 40.5 to Broad, gone this time! One shot too many perhaps. Back of a length, straight into Broad and he flaps it, needlessly really, in the air to mid off. Hit, hope and fail. 148/8 | ||||||||
| South Africa 1st innings | R | M | B | 4s | 6s | SR | ||
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GC Smith* | c Strauss b Sidebottom | 105 | 252 | 187 | 16 | 0 | 56.14 |
| 57.2 edged and gone! A good length delivery that seams, rather than swings, and Strauss at first slip gobbles the edge in his midriff 201/2 | ||||||||
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AG Prince | c Swann b Broad | 19 | 71 | 48 | 3 | 0 | 39.58 |
| 16.3 that one is definitely out! Good delivery climbing outside off, Prince propped forward, found a thick edge, straight into Swann’s midriff at second slip 36/1 | ||||||||
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HM Amla | c †Prior b Broad | 75 | 216 | 138 | 8 | 0 | 54.34 |
| 64.6 the swing does the trick! Exceptional one-handed catch from Prior, diving in front of first slip, as Amla leans into a drive, but the ball ghosts away late, snicks the edge and England have their incision! 217/3 | ||||||||
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JH Kallis | c Anderson b Sidebottom | 7 | 41 | 24 | 0 | 0 | 29.16 |
| 65.6 wow, now we have got a game on here! Well-directed bouncer from Sidebottom, Kallis is caught completely unawares and muffs a bail-out pull. Anderson in the gully reacts like lightning, hurtles forward, scoops with one hand, and suddenly South Africa have lost two in two overs! 217/4 | ||||||||
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AB de Villiers | c Collingwood b Broad | 58 | 165 | 119 | 5 | 0 | 48.73 |
| 102.4 got him this time! Slightly shorter, de Villiers leans into a whippy pull, but his shot hasn’t got the power or the timing to beat wide mid-on. And that’s a timely wicket for England 355/6 | ||||||||
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JP Duminy | c Collingwood b Swann | 7 | 31 | 20 | 1 | 0 | 35.00 |
| 73.1 absolutely incredible! Swann has struck with his first ball yet again, and his bunny, Duminy, can only shake his head in disbelief! A perfect line and length, tossed up outside off, sharp spin and extra bounce, and Collingwood snaffles the edge 235/5 | ||||||||
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MV Boucher† | c Trott b Swann | 95 | 196 | 118 | 9 | 0 | 80.50 |
| 117.1 oh that is unlucky for Boucher, so close to a hundred, he’s top edged a sweep down to a tumbling Trott at deep square. Fantastic innings from a fantastic cricketer. 419/7 | ||||||||
| R McLaren | not out | 33 | 77 | 56 | 5 | 0 | 58.92 | |
| DW Steyn | not out | 1 | 10 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 20.00 | |
| Extras | (b 8, lb 9, w 5, nb 1) | 23 | ||||||
| Total | (7 wickets dec; 119 overs; 531 mins) | 423 | (3.55 runs per over) | |||||
| Did not bat M Morkel, WD Parnell |
| Fall of wickets1-36 (Prince, 16.3 ov), 2-201 (Smith, 57.2 ov), 3-217 (Amla, 64.6 ov), 4-217 (Kallis, 65.6 ov), 5-235 (Duminy, 73.1 ov), 6-355 (de Villiers, 102.4 ov), 7-419 (Boucher, 117.1 ov) |
| Bowling | O | M | R | W | Econ | |||
| JM Anderson | 30 | 4 | 111 | 0 | 3.70 | (1nb) | ||
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RJ Sidebottom | 31 | 6 | 98 | 2 | 3.16 | ||
| 57.2 to Smith, edged and gone! A good length delivery that seams, rather than swings, and Strauss at first slip gobbles the edge in his midriff 201/265.6 to Kallis, wow, now we have got a game on here! Well-directed bouncer from Sidebottom, Kallis is caught completely unawares and muffs a bail-out pull. Anderson in the gully reacts like lightning, hurtles forward, scoops with one hand, and suddenly South Africa have lost two in two overs! 217/4 | ||||||||
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SCJ Broad | 29 | 4 | 83 | 3 | 2.86 | (1w) | |
| 16.3 to Prince, that one is definitely out! Good delivery climbing outside off, Prince propped forward, found a thick edge, straight into Swann’s midriff at second slip 36/164.6 to Amla, the swing does the trick! Exceptional one-handed catch from Prior, diving in front of first slip, as Amla leans into a drive, but the ball ghosts away late, snicks the edge and England have their incision! 217/3102.4 to de Villiers, got him this time! Slightly shorter, de Villiers leans into a whippy pull, but his shot hasn’t got the power or the timing to beat wide mid-on. And that’s a timely wicket for England 355/6 | ||||||||
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GP Swann | 23 | 0 | 93 | 2 | 4.04 | ||
| 73.1 to Duminy, absolutely incredible! Swann has struck with his first ball yet again, and his bunny, Duminy, can only shake his head in disbelief! A perfect line and length, tossed up outside off, sharp spin and extra bounce, and Collingwood snaffles the edge 235/5117.1 to Boucher, oh that is unlucky for Boucher, so close to a hundred, he’s top edged a sweep down to a tumbling Trott at deep square. Fantastic innings from a fantastic cricketer. 419/7 | ||||||||
| PD Collingwood | 6 | 1 | 21 | 0 | 3.50 | |||
| England 2nd innings | R | M | B | 4s | 6s | SR | ||
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AJ Strauss* | lbw b Parnell | 22 | 58 | 45 | 3 | 0 | 48.88 |
| 12.3 Review: much fuller ball, and this nips off the seam and thuds into Strauss’ pads. Massive appeal for lbw. Was there an inside edge? He was given out by Tony Hill… and after some deliberation that is given out and that’s Wayne Parnell’s first wicket in Test cricket 48/3 | ||||||||
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AN Cook | c Smith b Morkel | 1 | 14 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 16.66 |
| 3.4 Morkel strikes! South Africa breakthrough early! On the off stump channel, moving away with the angle, a touch of extra bounce and it finds the outside edge of Cook’s defensive shot and flies through to Smith at slip who gobbles it up gleefully 6/1 | ||||||||
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IJL Trott | c de Villiers b Steyn | 8 | 15 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 88.88 |
| 6.1 Gone! Got him! You always felt Steyn could be lethal against the right handers, Trott had not settled but what could he do with this. Full, snaking away at the last moment, flies off the outside edge from a defensive shot to third slip 21/2 | ||||||||
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KP Pietersen | c †Boucher b Parnell | 12 | 91 | 42 | 2 | 0 | 28.57 |
| 22.4 there’s the breakthrough! A push across Pietersen’s bows, a wild swish to a ball that keeps going towards the slips, and a faint nick through to Boucher! 84/4 | ||||||||
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PD Collingwood | c Morkel b Duminy | 71 | 139 | 88 | 12 | 1 | 80.68 |
| 39.1 got him straight away! Horrid delivery, dragged down, Collingwood tried to hoik it out the Wanderers but didn’t quite time it and found Morkel at deep square 154/9 | ||||||||
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IR Bell | c Kallis b Morkel | 5 | 35 | 17 | 1 | 0 | 29.41 |
| 29.3 this time he’s gone. Another fine delivery from Morkel. Superb line, excellent bounce, a regulation edge at head height to second slip 103/5 | ||||||||
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MJ Prior† | c Smith b Morkel | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 29.5 well, that was even briefer than anyone could have imagined! A short ball outside off, a loose swish, a steepling top-edge, and Smith back-pedals to cling onto the catch 103/6 | ||||||||
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SCJ Broad | c †Boucher b Morkel | 1 | 11 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 11.11 |
| 31.3 Review. Broad given not out to one that arrowed down the leg side. Instant review and looks like it clipped the glove. There was a big, dare I say it, sound Even Harper could get this right, surely. Yes, he’s gone. Broad hangs around for a while and drags himself off. Wheels are off for England now. 104/7 | ||||||||
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GP Swann | c de Villiers b Steyn | 20 | 21 | 17 | 3 | 0 | 117.64 |
| 35.5 gone this time! Full and swinging, Swann aims to block but the late away swing finds the edge and it goes straight through to De Villiers at slip. Almost all over now! 134/8 | ||||||||
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RJ Sidebottom | b Duminy | 15 | 37 | 17 | 2 | 0 | 88.23 |
| 42.5 Gone, got him! South Africa win the Test and level the series! Sidebottom tried to heave this through the leg side but misses and it crashes into the stumps. South Africa win by an innings and 74 runs. 169/10 | ||||||||
| JM Anderson | not out | 1 | 16 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 9.09 | |
| Extras | (lb 6, w 1, nb 6) | 13 | ||||||
| Total | (all out; 42.5 overs; 213 mins) | 169 | (3.94 runs per over) | |||||
| Bowling | O | M | R | W | Econ | |||
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DW Steyn | 14 | 1 | 64 | 2 | 4.57 | (2nb) | |
| 6.1 to Trott, Gone! Got him! You always felt Steyn could be lethal against the right handers, Trott had not settled but what could he do with this. Full, snaking away at the last moment, flies off the outside edge from a defensive shot to third slip 21/235.5 to Swann, gone this time! Full and swinging, Swann aims to block but the late away swing finds the edge and it goes straight through to De Villiers at slip. Almost all over now! 134/8 | ||||||||
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M Morkel | 16 | 5 | 59 | 4 | 3.68 | (3nb, 1w) | |
| 3.4 to Cook, Morkel strikes! South Africa breakthrough early! On the off stump channel, moving away with the angle, a touch of extra bounce and it finds the outside edge of Cook’s defensive shot and flies through to Smith at slip who gobbles it up gleefully 6/129.3 to Bell, this time he’s gone. Another fine delivery from Morkel. Superb line, excellent bounce, a regulation edge at head height to second slip 103/529.5 to Prior, well, that was even briefer than anyone could have imagined! A short ball outside off, a loose swish, a steepling top-edge, and Smith back-pedals to cling onto the catch 103/631.3 to Broad, Review. Broad given not out to one that arrowed down the leg side. Instant review and looks like it clipped the glove. There was a big, dare I say it, sound Even Harper could get this right, surely. Yes, he’s gone. Broad hangs around for a while and drags himself off. Wheels are off for England now. 104/7 | ||||||||
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WD Parnell | 8 | 1 | 17 | 2 | 2.12 | ||
| 12.3 to Strauss, Review: much fuller ball, and this nips off the seam and thuds into Strauss’ pads. Massive appeal for lbw. Was there an inside edge? He was given out by Tony Hill… and after some deliberation that is given out and that’s Wayne Parnell’s first wicket in Test cricket 48/322.4 to Pietersen, there’s the breakthrough! A push across Pietersen’s bows, a wild swish to a ball that keeps going towards the slips, and a faint nick through to Boucher! 84/4 | ||||||||
| R McLaren | 3 | 1 | 13 | 0 | 4.33 | (1nb) | ||
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JP Duminy | 1.5 | 0 | 10 | 2 | 5.45 | ||
28: maar stil hier, almal wag seker vir die rugby. Self nie baie mal oor krieket nie, hou dit so met die een oog dop, maar nie te veel gepla nie.
27: wanneer jul vir Habana daar onner gaan ‘inseën’, deur sy voortanne te trek, dat hy mooi daar in die kaap kan inpas ! 😉
bdb@31
Is waar swaer, ek ook, kyk met een oog.
Gelukkig is ek DV terug innie Kaap as die rugby begin.
Sal maar Junie weer vlug na iewers in die woestyn waar daar nie sokker is nie, Kalahari of daar rond, nie lus vir daai rumoer nie….
Heng, ek hoop Parnell vat n paaltjie voor die breek, die Engelse begin al hoe sterker lyk….daai twee kolwers het groor problemeveroorsaak op Nuweland, ons moet hulle opbreek gou-gou.
Praat later, gaan kos soek n slag, en n dop.
Cheers.
Carol @ 29
I heard Onions had been left out for Sidebottom.
Looks like the two vertically challenged dwarfs Bell and Collingwood are up for it again!
Pietman
Di’s die twee dwergies wat die toets vir die Engelse gered het.
34: jip, is dit nie die 2 ouens wat die wedstryd weggevat het op Nuweland nie ? En dit lyk of hul alweer die iniasitief wil wegneem van die blomme. As ons nie nog ‘n paaltjie kry voor 100 nie, gaan hul die wedstryd stabiliseer en weer gelyk maak.
38: Kerrie en Borrie !
ok guys, i’m back
you can take collingwood’s wicket now ..
collingwood … six …. what the f***? 😯
jeez, i really hope we have SOME kind of plan against collingwood and bell …. i would hate to see them taking the game away from us, …. again!!
anyway, i believe we can safely say that this has been our session, especially if taken into account that england decided to bat first. its just a shame that we allowed them to take away some emphasis from us,
but
it also must be said this whole series was very close .. so it should be expected that fortunes will change from one side to the other!!
ok guys
off to lunch
see ya later!!
Come on Proteas, please win this test.
Pille @45
Agreed, we have to take those two out quickly….
Ok, I am back, shivering, but the lunch and shnapps helped a bit, now I am ready for some serioooous cricket, while my friend GBS is putting his feet up at the dentist’s…just spoke to him on the phone.
Hoe gaat dit daar in CAZ Pilleman, hel, ek vries my knaters af hierdie kant…laas week 40C in SA, nou -14 hier…..en ek staan met n treklaaiery en n kwaai vrou op my nek.
Maar volgende week hierdie tyd is ek terug in die SA sonskyn, heehaaa!
148/8 – Dinge lyk goed op die krieket front. Nou moet ons net die laaste twee paaltjies vinnig vat.
Kom blommetjies, kom ons looi die ingilse.
Nie te lank terug, het ek iets gesien by die wapen winkel wat my belang
geprikkel het. Die geleentheid was my 10de huweliks herdenking en Ek was
opsoek na iets ekstra vir my vrou. Wat ek toe gesien het ‘n100,000-volt,
handsak-groote tazer.
Die effekte van die tazer was veronderstel om van korte duur te wees,
met geen lang termyn effekte op jou aanvaller nie, net genoeg tyd om jou
toe te laat om na veiligheid te vlug.
Ek koop toe die apparaat en bring dit tuis. Ek laai twee aaa batterye
in die ding en druk die knoppie. FOKOL! Ek was so teleurgesteld. Ek het
toe later geleer, dat indien jy die ding teen ‘n metaal oppervlak druk
en dan die knoppie druk kry jy ‘n blou “spark” tussen die penne.
BRILJANT! Ongelukkig, moet ek nog aan my vrou verduidelik wat daardie
brand kolle is op die voorkant van haar LG oond.
So daar sit ek alleen tuis met die nuwe speelding en ek dink aan myself
dat dit kan nie so erg skok nie, ek meen hy het dan net 2 aaa batterye
in, NEE REGTIG!
Ek sit in my leunstoel, my kat lê uitgestrek langs my op die leuning
terwyl ek die aanwysings lees. Ek begin toe dink dat ek regtig nodig het
om die ding uit te toets op ‘n vlees & bloed bewegende teiken. Ek moet
erken ek het gedink om vir kitty vir ‘n fraksie van ‘n sekond by te dam,
maar toe beter van dit gedink. Sy is so ‘n soet kat en, soos meeste van
julle reeds weet, die hel het geen gelyke soos ‘n pissed off kat nie,
maar, voor ek die ding vir my vrou gaan gee wil ek ten minste die
versekering he dat die ding my vrou kan beskerm teen ‘n mugger soos dit
geadverteer is. Nie waar nie?
Daar sit ek toe in my kortbroek en my LEEUS ondersteuner trui aan, met
my leesbril delikaat op die brug van my neus, aanwysings in een hand,
tazer in ‘n ander. Die aanwysings sê dat ‘n een sekonde bars sal jou
aanvaller skok en disorienteer; ‘n Twee sekonde bars was veronderstel om
spierspasmas en ‘n totale verlies van liggaamlikke beweging aan te
bring. ‘n Drie sekonde bars sal maak dat die aanvaller inmekaar sal sak
soos ‘n vis uit water, enige bars langer as drie sekondes sou ‘n mors
van batterykrag wees.
Met al die informasie kyk ek na hierdie klein apparaat van omtrent 5
duim lank en minder as ‘n 3/4 duim in omtrek Regtig te oulik en tog net
gelaai met twee klein ou aaa batterye dink aan myself geen flippin
manier dat die ding tog skade kan berokken nie!
Wat volgende gebeur is amper bokant beskrywing, maar ek sal my bes
doen. Ek sit toe alleen daar, die kat kyk op met haar kop een kant toe
gedraai asof om te sê, “Moet dit nie doen nie. Ek redeneer toe dat ‘n
een sekonde bars van so ‘n klein ou ding kan tog nie so seer kan wees
nie. Ek besluit ek gee myself ‘n een sekonde bars net vir die hel
daarvan. Ek aak die penne aan my naakte dy, druk die knoppie , en
heilig moeder van @@@!!!!, wapens van massa vernietiging, kak op ‘n
stok, f@&$ my george!!!!! ek is seker die Blou Bul span het bo oor my
gedraf, my opgetel en my oor en oor op die mat neergemoer het en toe net
vir die pret die leunstoel op my kop gegooi het.
Ek het so ‘n vaagweg herhindering van wakker word op my sy in die
fetale posisie, met trane
in my oë, my liggaam deurnat met iets wat ruik soos pis, albei tepels
wat brand soos vuur, my eiers nêrens te vinde nie, met my linker arm
onder my liggaam ingedruk in die snaakste posisie, en naalde en spelde
in my bene. Die kat staan oor my maak meowing klanke wat ek het nooit
voorheen gehoor het nie en sy lek my gesig, ongetwyfeld dink sy vir
haarself haarself, doen dit weer, doen dit weer jou
onnosele d00s!
Asseblief luister na die stem ondervinding – daar is geen sodanige ding
as ‘n een sekonde bars wanneer jy jouself zap nie!!!!. Jy sal nie die
ding kan los nie tot dit uit jou hand uitgeruk word deur ‘n moerse slag.
‘n Minuut of so later (Ek kan nie seker wees nie, tyd was ‘n relatiewe
ding op daardie punt), Ek het my verstand gekollekteer (die bietjie wat
oor was), regop gesit en die wereld bekyk. my gebuigde leesbril het
misrabel op die mantel gehang. hoe het hulle daargekom? My triceps,
regter dy en beide tepels was steeds teer. My gesig het gevoel asof ek
‘n oordosis novocain ingekry het, en my kaak het listeloos gehang asof
my onderlip 88 lbs geweeg het. Terloops, teen die tyd het my eiers
gevoel of hulle tot binne in my liggaam teruggetrek het êrens rondom my
ribbekas was en wag nog steeds vir die “alles skoon” sein voordat hulle
uit die bomb skuiling weer sal verskyn. Ek weet nou hoe die Tom Hanks
karakter gevoel het wanneer hy moes gaan soek het vir Privaat Ryan . Ek
voel ek behoort ‘n beloning aanbied vir hulle veilige terugkeer.
Tot vandag toe ondervind ek dat alles krimp sodra ek iets in ‘n
muurprop indruk. So indien u ooit genoodsaak voel om jouself te wil
“mug” met ‘n tazer om hom te toets, neem my advies! herhaal die sin. .
hier, kitty kitty. . . .
Good afternoon folks, lets hope we can hold it together and win a game else we never going to live it down.
Thankgoodness i didnt have to try and translate that whole joke would have been at it all day, started to then realised i had read it in english before 🙂 cheez Amla that was not so good, you could have caught that.
Yeehaaaa England are now 9 down. Sidebottom gone bowled Steyn caught Boucher.
157 for 9
Well any one that thinks Boucher should go is an idiot, the man is still exceptional behind the stumps.
Eish Swann hits another 4, Think thats 22 runs of 23 balls.
no am wrong its 24 of 23 balls.
ALL OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!! 180
57 – HEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Damn missed the crici today and there we go and bowl them out for a 180. Thought it was forecast for rain in Joburg for 5 days. So never believe the daft weather men….hehehe. Just messed up my superbru thats all. 🙄
Now we need to BAT AND BAT. Go Proteas.
Just when we on fire I miss the cricket. Damn.
Hi Puma, have been talking to myself for ages, to hot to be out side anymore. I saw the beginning of the cricket and the end of the cricket, Parts with the most action it seems
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