The 4Th and last 5-day Test between the SA Proteas and England takes place at Wanderers Stadium, Johannesburg from 14 January to 18 January 2010. The Proteas are one down in the series, so it is essential for them to win this Test to square the series and salvage some SA pride. This is the match thread for discussion of the game.
South Africa v England
| Match details |
| Toss England, who chose to bat |
| Test debuts R McLaren and WD Parnell (South Africa) Player of the match tba |
| Umpires SJ Davis (Australia) and AL Hill (New Zealand) TV umpire DJ Harper (Australia) Match referee RS Mahanama (Sri Lanka) Reserve umpire JD Cloete |
South Africa won by an innings and 74 runs
| England 1st innings | R | M | B | 4s | 6s | SR | ||
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AJ Strauss* | c Amla b Steyn | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 0.1 gone! What an incredible start! A back-of-a-length delivery on the pads, Strauss played with an angled bat to deflect the ball into the leg-side, but Hashim Amla, under the lid at backward short leg, swooped superbly with his right hand, and clung onto a blinder! 0/1 | ||||||||
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AN Cook | lbw b Morkel | 21 | 49 | 31 | 2 | 0 | 67.74 |
| 9.4 a review coming up, as Cook is given out lbw … it could be marginal … He took a while to ponder the option, but it seemed to the naked eye to be quite high, and potentially outside leg… this is absolutely crucial … and there are so many permutations. No inside-edge, but surely that was a no-ball! Perhaps there is a fraction of leather behind the line … either way, it’s been given! 39/4 | ||||||||
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IJL Trott | lbw b Morkel | 5 | 8 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 62.50 |
| 1.6 full length, loose on-drive, that’s plumb! The end of a bewildering innings from Trott, who swished at anything that moved, and eventually played across the line to a full-length delivery 7/2 | ||||||||
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KP Pietersen | c Parnell b Morkel | 7 | 26 | 16 | 1 | 0 | 43.75 |
| 7.5 good grief, another one bites the dust, and it’s the debutant Wayne Parnell at mid-on! Back of a length, Pietersen climbs into a full-blooded pull, but he doesn’t time it properly and Parnell is on hand to intercept. 32/3 | ||||||||
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PD Collingwood | c Duminy b McLaren | 47 | 104 | 61 | 5 | 2 | 77.04 |
| 30.3 squared up, a leading edge, and that’s caught at point! A massive breakthrough and that is McLaren’s first in Tests. Smith’s hunch has paid off, just enough nibble off the deck to turn a regulation nurdle off the pads into a muffed false shot, and Duminy leans forward to collect a lobbed opportunity! 115/5 | ||||||||
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IR Bell | b Steyn | 35 | 125 | 86 | 6 | 0 | 40.69 |
| 37.4 castled! And that is exceptional bowling. Steyn has been swinging everything away, and this one zips back off the deck, through the gate, and into the stumps! High quality fast bowling, and there’s very little that Bell could have done about that 133/6 | ||||||||
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MJ Prior† | c †Boucher b Steyn | 14 | 45 | 25 | 2 | 0 | 56.00 |
| 39.1 England collapsing here! Prior gone! Short ball, Prior tries to pull it away but it catches the gloves and goes slowly though to Boucher. Easy catch and South Africa are all over England here. “So much for your quiet hour,” says Miller. 136/7 | ||||||||
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SCJ Broad | c Morkel b Kallis | 13 | 18 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 100.00 |
| 40.5 gone this time! One shot too many perhaps. Back of a length, straight into Broad and he flaps it, needlessly really, in the air to mid off. Hit, hope and fail. 148/8 | ||||||||
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GP Swann | c †Boucher b Steyn | 27 | 43 | 27 | 3 | 1 | 100.00 |
| 47.5 gets him this time though. Outside off stump, Swann flays at it and it comes off an inside edge through to a diving Boucher. 180/10 | ||||||||
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RJ Sidebottom | c †Boucher b Steyn | 0 | 12 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 43.2 gone! Steyn gets another! All very easy really, outside off, Sidebottom comes forward and nicks it behind to Boucher. South Africa rampant here! 155/9 | ||||||||
| JM Anderson | not out | 6 | 22 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 46.15 | |
| Extras | (lb 2, w 3) | 5 | ||||||
| Total | (all out; 47.5 overs; 228 mins) | 180 | (3.76 runs per over) | |||||
| Bowling | O | M | R | W | Econ | |||
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DW Steyn | 13.5 | 1 | 51 | 5 | 3.68 | (1w) | |
| 0.1 to Strauss, gone! What an incredible start! A back-of-a-length delivery on the pads, Strauss played with an angled bat to deflect the ball into the leg-side, but Hashim Amla, under the lid at backward short leg, swooped superbly with his right hand, and clung onto a blinder! 0/137.4 to Bell, castled! And that is exceptional bowling. Steyn has been swinging everything away, and this one zips back off the deck, through the gate, and into the stumps! High quality fast bowling, and there’s very little that Bell could have done about that 133/639.1 to Prior, England collapsing here! Prior gone! Short ball, Prior tries to pull it away but it catches the gloves and goes slowly though to Boucher. Easy catch and South Africa are all over England here. “So much for your quiet hour,” says Miller. 136/743.2 to Sidebottom, gone! Steyn gets another! All very easy really, outside off, Sidebottom comes forward and nicks it behind to Boucher. South Africa rampant here! 155/9
47.5 to Swann, gets him this time though. Outside off stump, Swann flays at it and it comes off an inside edge through to a diving Boucher. 180/10 |
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M Morkel | 11 | 1 | 39 | 3 | 3.54 | (2w) | |
| 1.6 to Trott, full length, loose on-drive, that’s plumb! The end of a bewildering innings from Trott, who swished at anything that moved, and eventually played across the line to a full-length delivery 7/27.5 to Pietersen, good grief, another one bites the dust, and it’s the debutant Wayne Parnell at mid-on! Back of a length, Pietersen climbs into a full-blooded pull, but he doesn’t time it properly and Parnell is on hand to intercept. 32/39.4 to Cook, a review coming up, as Cook is given out lbw … it could be marginal … He took a while to ponder the option, but it seemed to the naked eye to be quite high, and potentially outside leg… this is absolutely crucial … and there are so many permutations. No inside-edge, but surely that was a no-ball! Perhaps there is a fraction of leather behind the line … either way, it’s been given! 39/4 | ||||||||
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R McLaren | 10 | 3 | 30 | 1 | 3.00 | ||
| 30.3 to Collingwood, squared up, a leading edge, and that’s caught at point! A massive breakthrough and that is McLaren’s first in Tests. Smith’s hunch has paid off, just enough nibble off the deck to turn a regulation nurdle off the pads into a muffed false shot, and Duminy leans forward to collect a lobbed opportunity! 115/5 | ||||||||
| WD Parnell | 3 | 0 | 18 | 0 | 6.00 | |||
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JH Kallis | 10 | 3 | 40 | 1 | 4.00 | ||
| 40.5 to Broad, gone this time! One shot too many perhaps. Back of a length, straight into Broad and he flaps it, needlessly really, in the air to mid off. Hit, hope and fail. 148/8 | ||||||||
| South Africa 1st innings | R | M | B | 4s | 6s | SR | ||
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GC Smith* | c Strauss b Sidebottom | 105 | 252 | 187 | 16 | 0 | 56.14 |
| 57.2 edged and gone! A good length delivery that seams, rather than swings, and Strauss at first slip gobbles the edge in his midriff 201/2 | ||||||||
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AG Prince | c Swann b Broad | 19 | 71 | 48 | 3 | 0 | 39.58 |
| 16.3 that one is definitely out! Good delivery climbing outside off, Prince propped forward, found a thick edge, straight into Swann’s midriff at second slip 36/1 | ||||||||
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HM Amla | c †Prior b Broad | 75 | 216 | 138 | 8 | 0 | 54.34 |
| 64.6 the swing does the trick! Exceptional one-handed catch from Prior, diving in front of first slip, as Amla leans into a drive, but the ball ghosts away late, snicks the edge and England have their incision! 217/3 | ||||||||
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JH Kallis | c Anderson b Sidebottom | 7 | 41 | 24 | 0 | 0 | 29.16 |
| 65.6 wow, now we have got a game on here! Well-directed bouncer from Sidebottom, Kallis is caught completely unawares and muffs a bail-out pull. Anderson in the gully reacts like lightning, hurtles forward, scoops with one hand, and suddenly South Africa have lost two in two overs! 217/4 | ||||||||
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AB de Villiers | c Collingwood b Broad | 58 | 165 | 119 | 5 | 0 | 48.73 |
| 102.4 got him this time! Slightly shorter, de Villiers leans into a whippy pull, but his shot hasn’t got the power or the timing to beat wide mid-on. And that’s a timely wicket for England 355/6 | ||||||||
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JP Duminy | c Collingwood b Swann | 7 | 31 | 20 | 1 | 0 | 35.00 |
| 73.1 absolutely incredible! Swann has struck with his first ball yet again, and his bunny, Duminy, can only shake his head in disbelief! A perfect line and length, tossed up outside off, sharp spin and extra bounce, and Collingwood snaffles the edge 235/5 | ||||||||
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MV Boucher† | c Trott b Swann | 95 | 196 | 118 | 9 | 0 | 80.50 |
| 117.1 oh that is unlucky for Boucher, so close to a hundred, he’s top edged a sweep down to a tumbling Trott at deep square. Fantastic innings from a fantastic cricketer. 419/7 | ||||||||
| R McLaren | not out | 33 | 77 | 56 | 5 | 0 | 58.92 | |
| DW Steyn | not out | 1 | 10 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 20.00 | |
| Extras | (b 8, lb 9, w 5, nb 1) | 23 | ||||||
| Total | (7 wickets dec; 119 overs; 531 mins) | 423 | (3.55 runs per over) | |||||
| Did not bat M Morkel, WD Parnell |
| Fall of wickets1-36 (Prince, 16.3 ov), 2-201 (Smith, 57.2 ov), 3-217 (Amla, 64.6 ov), 4-217 (Kallis, 65.6 ov), 5-235 (Duminy, 73.1 ov), 6-355 (de Villiers, 102.4 ov), 7-419 (Boucher, 117.1 ov) |
| Bowling | O | M | R | W | Econ | |||
| JM Anderson | 30 | 4 | 111 | 0 | 3.70 | (1nb) | ||
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RJ Sidebottom | 31 | 6 | 98 | 2 | 3.16 | ||
| 57.2 to Smith, edged and gone! A good length delivery that seams, rather than swings, and Strauss at first slip gobbles the edge in his midriff 201/265.6 to Kallis, wow, now we have got a game on here! Well-directed bouncer from Sidebottom, Kallis is caught completely unawares and muffs a bail-out pull. Anderson in the gully reacts like lightning, hurtles forward, scoops with one hand, and suddenly South Africa have lost two in two overs! 217/4 | ||||||||
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SCJ Broad | 29 | 4 | 83 | 3 | 2.86 | (1w) | |
| 16.3 to Prince, that one is definitely out! Good delivery climbing outside off, Prince propped forward, found a thick edge, straight into Swann’s midriff at second slip 36/164.6 to Amla, the swing does the trick! Exceptional one-handed catch from Prior, diving in front of first slip, as Amla leans into a drive, but the ball ghosts away late, snicks the edge and England have their incision! 217/3102.4 to de Villiers, got him this time! Slightly shorter, de Villiers leans into a whippy pull, but his shot hasn’t got the power or the timing to beat wide mid-on. And that’s a timely wicket for England 355/6 | ||||||||
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GP Swann | 23 | 0 | 93 | 2 | 4.04 | ||
| 73.1 to Duminy, absolutely incredible! Swann has struck with his first ball yet again, and his bunny, Duminy, can only shake his head in disbelief! A perfect line and length, tossed up outside off, sharp spin and extra bounce, and Collingwood snaffles the edge 235/5117.1 to Boucher, oh that is unlucky for Boucher, so close to a hundred, he’s top edged a sweep down to a tumbling Trott at deep square. Fantastic innings from a fantastic cricketer. 419/7 | ||||||||
| PD Collingwood | 6 | 1 | 21 | 0 | 3.50 | |||
| England 2nd innings | R | M | B | 4s | 6s | SR | ||
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AJ Strauss* | lbw b Parnell | 22 | 58 | 45 | 3 | 0 | 48.88 |
| 12.3 Review: much fuller ball, and this nips off the seam and thuds into Strauss’ pads. Massive appeal for lbw. Was there an inside edge? He was given out by Tony Hill… and after some deliberation that is given out and that’s Wayne Parnell’s first wicket in Test cricket 48/3 | ||||||||
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AN Cook | c Smith b Morkel | 1 | 14 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 16.66 |
| 3.4 Morkel strikes! South Africa breakthrough early! On the off stump channel, moving away with the angle, a touch of extra bounce and it finds the outside edge of Cook’s defensive shot and flies through to Smith at slip who gobbles it up gleefully 6/1 | ||||||||
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IJL Trott | c de Villiers b Steyn | 8 | 15 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 88.88 |
| 6.1 Gone! Got him! You always felt Steyn could be lethal against the right handers, Trott had not settled but what could he do with this. Full, snaking away at the last moment, flies off the outside edge from a defensive shot to third slip 21/2 | ||||||||
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KP Pietersen | c †Boucher b Parnell | 12 | 91 | 42 | 2 | 0 | 28.57 |
| 22.4 there’s the breakthrough! A push across Pietersen’s bows, a wild swish to a ball that keeps going towards the slips, and a faint nick through to Boucher! 84/4 | ||||||||
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PD Collingwood | c Morkel b Duminy | 71 | 139 | 88 | 12 | 1 | 80.68 |
| 39.1 got him straight away! Horrid delivery, dragged down, Collingwood tried to hoik it out the Wanderers but didn’t quite time it and found Morkel at deep square 154/9 | ||||||||
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IR Bell | c Kallis b Morkel | 5 | 35 | 17 | 1 | 0 | 29.41 |
| 29.3 this time he’s gone. Another fine delivery from Morkel. Superb line, excellent bounce, a regulation edge at head height to second slip 103/5 | ||||||||
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MJ Prior† | c Smith b Morkel | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| 29.5 well, that was even briefer than anyone could have imagined! A short ball outside off, a loose swish, a steepling top-edge, and Smith back-pedals to cling onto the catch 103/6 | ||||||||
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SCJ Broad | c †Boucher b Morkel | 1 | 11 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 11.11 |
| 31.3 Review. Broad given not out to one that arrowed down the leg side. Instant review and looks like it clipped the glove. There was a big, dare I say it, sound Even Harper could get this right, surely. Yes, he’s gone. Broad hangs around for a while and drags himself off. Wheels are off for England now. 104/7 | ||||||||
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GP Swann | c de Villiers b Steyn | 20 | 21 | 17 | 3 | 0 | 117.64 |
| 35.5 gone this time! Full and swinging, Swann aims to block but the late away swing finds the edge and it goes straight through to De Villiers at slip. Almost all over now! 134/8 | ||||||||
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RJ Sidebottom | b Duminy | 15 | 37 | 17 | 2 | 0 | 88.23 |
| 42.5 Gone, got him! South Africa win the Test and level the series! Sidebottom tried to heave this through the leg side but misses and it crashes into the stumps. South Africa win by an innings and 74 runs. 169/10 | ||||||||
| JM Anderson | not out | 1 | 16 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 9.09 | |
| Extras | (lb 6, w 1, nb 6) | 13 | ||||||
| Total | (all out; 42.5 overs; 213 mins) | 169 | (3.94 runs per over) | |||||
| Bowling | O | M | R | W | Econ | |||
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DW Steyn | 14 | 1 | 64 | 2 | 4.57 | (2nb) | |
| 6.1 to Trott, Gone! Got him! You always felt Steyn could be lethal against the right handers, Trott had not settled but what could he do with this. Full, snaking away at the last moment, flies off the outside edge from a defensive shot to third slip 21/235.5 to Swann, gone this time! Full and swinging, Swann aims to block but the late away swing finds the edge and it goes straight through to De Villiers at slip. Almost all over now! 134/8 | ||||||||
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M Morkel | 16 | 5 | 59 | 4 | 3.68 | (3nb, 1w) | |
| 3.4 to Cook, Morkel strikes! South Africa breakthrough early! On the off stump channel, moving away with the angle, a touch of extra bounce and it finds the outside edge of Cook’s defensive shot and flies through to Smith at slip who gobbles it up gleefully 6/129.3 to Bell, this time he’s gone. Another fine delivery from Morkel. Superb line, excellent bounce, a regulation edge at head height to second slip 103/529.5 to Prior, well, that was even briefer than anyone could have imagined! A short ball outside off, a loose swish, a steepling top-edge, and Smith back-pedals to cling onto the catch 103/631.3 to Broad, Review. Broad given not out to one that arrowed down the leg side. Instant review and looks like it clipped the glove. There was a big, dare I say it, sound Even Harper could get this right, surely. Yes, he’s gone. Broad hangs around for a while and drags himself off. Wheels are off for England now. 104/7 | ||||||||
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WD Parnell | 8 | 1 | 17 | 2 | 2.12 | ||
| 12.3 to Strauss, Review: much fuller ball, and this nips off the seam and thuds into Strauss’ pads. Massive appeal for lbw. Was there an inside edge? He was given out by Tony Hill… and after some deliberation that is given out and that’s Wayne Parnell’s first wicket in Test cricket 48/322.4 to Pietersen, there’s the breakthrough! A push across Pietersen’s bows, a wild swish to a ball that keeps going towards the slips, and a faint nick through to Boucher! 84/4 | ||||||||
| R McLaren | 3 | 1 | 13 | 0 | 4.33 | (1nb) | ||
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JP Duminy | 1.5 | 0 | 10 | 2 | 5.45 | ||
Okay back in a half hour. Going to catch up with some work while the rain is on at Wanderers.
Back later. Ash just take the afternoon off.. 😆 5pm long way off if you not feeling up to it….hehehe.
puma @ 359
you couldve been a bit more supportive 😯
…as al die riviere vol brandewyn was…. het ek nog steeds net sletsap en jerepico en Tequila en Jeagiebombs en suitcases en shooters gedrink….
hehehe
363
flok, ma’ eks dors!!
364@ Asbak – As mens dors is moet jy jou dors les, sê ek mos….
It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There’s an old man sitting next to me
Makin’ love to his tonic and gin
He says, “Son, can you play me a memory
I’m not really sure how it goes
But it’s sad and it’s sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man’s clothes.”
la la la, di da da
La la, di di da da dum
Chorus:
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we’re all in the mood for a melody
And you’ve got us all feelin’ all right
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he’s quick with a joke and he’ll light up your smoke
But there’s some place that he’d rather be
He says, “Bill, I believe this is killing me.”
As his smile ran away from his face
“Well I’m sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place”
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he’s talkin’ with Davy, who’s still in the Navy
And probably will be for life
And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessman slowly gets stoned
Yes, they’re sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it’s better than drinkin’ alone
Chorus
sing us a song you’re the piano man
sing us a song tonight
well we’re all in the mood for a melody
and you got us all feeling alright
It’s a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
‘Cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been comin’ to see
To forget about their life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, “Man, what are you doin’ here?”
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Chorus:
sing us a song you’re the piano man
sing us a song tonight
well we’re all in the mood for a melody
and you got us all feeling alright
gbs @ 365
sal maar nog bietjie moet suffer jong
..
mens sal sweer dat ek teen dié tyd al my les geleer het … maar hoor is min, hehehe
Die run rate lyk nie te sleg nie. 3.49 runs per over.
Hoop hulle kry nog speel kans vandag.
Klink my Ash is die Jinxie van RT nou….hy begin klink al hoe meer na Zane Grey en Jonathan Butler (met sy nuwe kortkuif en al….hy het lekkader gesing toe hy nog oppie afro was, ek moet se….sal hom bietjie gaan terug-tune daar innie Perel weer, net onthou om my kitaar saam te vat).
366 – Lekker liedjie daai.
366@ Asbak-dronkie – Ek ken ook ‘n song, hy is so bietjie korter as joune… hy ga soooooooo:
Hasie, hasie bloubal
Parra het gepoep
Konyntjie steek sy vinger in sy hol
en skilpad skree net poi-poi
371 – Klink vir my soos ‘n blou bul liedjie.
Net as ek wil gesels kom pla mense my. Sien later.
GBS
Wat maak die reen?
So nie, as die krieket nie vinnig begin nie, gaan ek duik vir die pisvelle bru, 10 nm hier, en ysig koud waar ek sit in die woonkamer.
Pampoen is uit na die restaurant vir die aand, familie gaan groet en watta watta, ek is half kisboude, nog nie lekker aangepas met die oor-en-weer vliegery nie, ek is op SA tyd, sien ek nou op my polshorlosie!
Reen dit nog daar?
snoek @ 372
sê ek oek mos!!
374 @ Pieta – Die reen lyk nie dik nie… hier in die Oos-Rand het dit nog fokkol gereen nie, son is uit… so die krieket sal seker netnou hervat jong.
372@ Stinkvingers & 375 @ Dronkie – Julle moet my song oor die rietdakhuisie hoor…. hehehe
@376 GBS
Ok, dan sal ek nog n rukkie hier sit en al bewende wag…..en intussen rondkrap in my lee huis en my gewese drankkabinet vir n dop soetwyn, hier is n bottel Montagu Muskadel iewers, wat ek weet van…..as Pampoen dit nie ook al ingepak het nie….
😯 kan julle oor niks anders as DRANK praat nie? 😆
@379
Ash…
Hmmm
Dik gedrink is djy, nou pik djy op nugter mense wat ietsie vat vir die koue…
Ek kry gou paar kiekies reg… hang aan
pietman @ 380
hehehe
nee eks laaaaaaaaankal nie meer gedrink nie
ekt nou al ontrekkingsimptome!!
Pieta, hoe lykit met so sopie van die…. hehehe
383
hehehe
Jonkheer?
Dis Bonnievale (CES) se wyn daai, Ash sal jou se. Lees die label dan sal jy sien Bonnievale…
Maar dit sou gewerk het hier vanaand, want ek kry nie my Montagu Muscato nie, al selfs die vrou gebel, sy weet ook nie waar dit heen is nie….
Jonkheer is n goeie kelder, hulle produseer redelike goedkoop brandewyn, my pa drink dit (selfde as 3jr KWV oorskot).
Reen dit nog ?… anders gaan ek le (sonder my wyn, sal sommer n dop van hierdie plaaslike kuk mielie whisky drink dan, amper soos Three Ships in SA) as die krieket nie gou begin nie.
Ek het vir BonzaiGBS hierdie vakansie ‘n spesiale “Custom Built Gamers PC” gebou… mooosa kragtige donner waarmee hy kan travel en sy maters kan behoorlik opfoeter met games… wil julle paar pics sien?
Die kas is heeltemal tuis vervaardig en die ding het 2 Power Supplies in om al die high powered parte en Display Kaarte te drywe…
386@ Pieta – Hulle gaan NOU op TV vir ons ‘n update gee….
@387 GBS
Wys gou asb.
Ek soek ook n computer game kas, ek speel graag daai goete, veral GP500 (die motor bikes).
Hulle is besig met die super-soppers om die laaste water te verwyder… son is weer uit
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