The 3rd 5-day Test between the Proteas and England at Newlands, Cape Town from 3 – 7 January 2010. England leads the series 1 : 0 so far. This is the match thread for discussion of the game.
South Africa 291 & 447/7d
England 273 & 296/9 (141.0 ov)
Match drawn
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South Africa 1st innings |
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B |
4s |
6s |
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GC Smith* |
c †Prior b Anderson |
30 |
94 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
60.00 |
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20.1 vast strike! Superb line and length from Anderson, and subtle late swing. Smith props forward, takes the edge and Prior completes the catch with a tumble diving in front of first slip 51/3 |
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AG Prince |
c †Prior b Anderson |
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3 |
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0.00 |
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0.4 brilliant from Anderson, and that was coming. Perfect line and length, good carry off the pitch and hooping outswing, Prince flinches his gloves at the ball, and Prior does the rest. 1/1 |
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HM Amla |
lbw b Onions |
14 |
75 |
56 |
2 |
0 |
25.00 |
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16.4 fuller this time and struck bang in front! Shaping in a tad but Amla had planted his front foot, and played all round this, and there is no doubt 46/2 |
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JH Kallis |
c †Prior b Onions |
108 |
266 |
189 |
11 |
0 |
57.14 |
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83.4 what a wonderful delivery, and that is Kallis done and dusted! The ball pitched on off, zipped half-a-bat’s width, took the edge, and fizzed through to the keeper! Fantastic line and control of the seam from Onions, and the perfect start for England 280/7 |
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AB de Villiers |
c Strauss b Swann |
36 |
84 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
60.00 |
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41.1 gone this time! Swann from round the wicket and de Villiers will kick himself, chipped to short midwicket. Soft dismissal just as South Africa were really making England sweat. Swann continues to cause trouble but he would concede he was lucky here. 127/4 |
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JP Duminy |
c †Prior b Swann |
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1 |
0 |
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0.00 |
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41.2 Swann strikes again! Sharply spinning delivery from round the wicket, catches Duminy’s outside edge and Prior eagerly snaps it up. Second first-baller in a row for Duminy. Top delivery from Swann and South Africa are in real trouble. 127/5 |
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MV Boucher† |
lbw b Broad |
51 |
98 |
86 |
7 |
0 |
59.30 |
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66.4 that’s the breakthrough, or is it? It’s review time … Boucher has been struck on the back pad by one that zipped off the seam, and it’s going to be upheld by the third umpire. HawkEye shows that was going to hit the top of middle, and that’s a fine piece of bowling. 216/6 |
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DW Steyn |
c Trott b Anderson |
26 |
68 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
44.06 |
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84.1 what a morning for England! In the corridor outside off, Steyn pokes uneasily, gets a fat edge and Jonathan Trott at third slip dives across to snaffle the chance 280/8 |
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M Morkel |
c Swann b Anderson |
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8 |
3 |
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0.00 |
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84.4 incredible! It’s catching practice this morning. Anderson finds the perfect length and extra bounce outside off, Morkel hangs out his bat, and Swann atones for his bad miss on the first morning with a fine low scoop, diving to his left at second slip! 281/9 |
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PL Harris |
not out |
10 |
14 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
142.85 |
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F de Wet |
lbw b Anderson |
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11 |
4 |
0 |
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0.00 |
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86.1 we’ve got a review coming up. A good delivery zipping back into the pads, the umpire gives it out, but South Africa immediately ask for a second opinion. Some question about whether he was struck outside the line, but that stands 291/10 |
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Extras |
(b 1, lb 13, w 1, nb 1) |
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Total |
(all out; 86.1 overs; 362 mins) |
291 |
(3.37 runs per over) |
| Fall of wickets1-1 (Prince, 0.4 ov), 2-46 (Amla, 16.4 ov), 3-51 (Smith, 20.1 ov), 4-127 (de Villiers, 41.1 ov), 5-127 (Duminy, 41.2 ov), 6-216 (Boucher, 66.4 ov), 7-280 (Kallis, 83.4 ov), 8-280 (Steyn, 84.1 ov), 9-281 (Morkel, 84.4 ov), 10-291 (de Wet, 86.1 ov) |
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Bowling |
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Econ |
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JM Anderson |
21.1 |
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63 |
5 |
2.97 |
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0.4 to Prince, brilliant from Anderson, and that was coming. Perfect line and length, good carry off the pitch and hooping outswing, Prince flinches his gloves at the ball, and Prior does the rest. 1/120.1 to Smith, vast strike! Superb line and length from Anderson, and subtle late swing. Smith props forward, takes the edge and Prior completes the catch with a tumble diving in front of first slip 51/384.1 to Steyn, what a morning for England! In the corridor outside off, Steyn pokes uneasily, gets a fat edge and Jonathan Trott at third slip dives across to snaffle the chance 280/884.4 to Morkel, incredible! It’s catching practice this morning. Anderson finds the perfect length and extra bounce outside off, Morkel hangs out his bat, and Swann atones for his bad miss on the first morning with a fine low scoop, diving to his left at second slip! 281/9
86.1 to de Wet, we’ve got a review coming up. A good delivery zipping back into the pads, the umpire gives it out, but South Africa immediately ask for a second opinion. Some question about whether he was struck outside the line, but that stands 291/10 |
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G Onions |
20 |
4 |
69 |
2 |
3.45 |
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16.4 to Amla, fuller this time and struck bang in front! Shaping in a tad but Amla had planted his front foot, and played all round this, and there is no doubt 46/283.4 to Kallis, what a wonderful delivery, and that is Kallis done and dusted! The ball pitched on off, zipped half-a-bat’s width, took the edge, and fizzed through to the keeper! Fantastic line and control of the seam from Onions, and the perfect start for England 280/7 |
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SCJ Broad |
19 |
6 |
54 |
1 |
2.84 |
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66.4 to Boucher, that’s the breakthrough, or is it? It’s review time … Boucher has been struck on the back pad by one that zipped off the seam, and it’s going to be upheld by the third umpire. HawkEye shows that was going to hit the top of middle, and that’s a fine piece of bowling. 216/6 |
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GP Swann |
22 |
1 |
74 |
2 |
3.36 |
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41.1 to de Villiers, gone this time! Swann from round the wicket and de Villiers will kick himself, chipped to short midwicket. Soft dismissal just as South Africa were really making England sweat. Swann continues to cause trouble but he would concede he was lucky here. 127/441.2 to Duminy, Swann strikes again! Sharply spinning delivery from round the wicket, catches Duminy’s outside edge and Prior eagerly snaps it up. Second first-baller in a row for Duminy. Top delivery from Swann and South Africa are in real trouble. 127/5 |
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KP Pietersen |
4 |
0 |
17 |
0 |
4.25 |
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England 1st innings |
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6s |
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AJ Strauss* |
c †Boucher b Morkel |
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3 |
6 |
0 |
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33.33 |
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0.6 gone! Morkel gets Strauss again! Outside off stump and pitched full, Strauss goes for a slightly flat-footed loose drive and South Africa strike straight away. Wickets tumbling at Newlands! 2/1 |
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AN Cook |
c Prince b Morkel |
65 |
228 |
136 |
7 |
0 |
47.79 |
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50.4 huge breakthrough for South Africa! Cook paddles a short ball gently to midwicket. Bit of nothing shot, neither a full-blooded pull or a careful leg-side force. Whatever it is, South Africa won’t care, they are right in this contest. 133/5 |
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IJL Trott |
b Steyn |
20 |
58 |
36 |
3 |
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55.55 |
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12.4 got him! Steyn strikes! The wickets keep tumbling and Trott won’t be happy with this. Outside off stump on a good length, really should have been left alone, but he flashed at it from the crease and only succeeded in inside-edging it on to off stump 36/2 |
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KP Pietersen |
c & b Steyn |
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3 |
2 |
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0.00 |
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12.6 another one! Pietersen gone for a duck! Fullish ball that Pietersen just chipped straight back at Steyn who gleefully snaffled the chance. Steyn is pumped, this is extraordinary. 36/3 |
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PD Collingwood |
lbw b Morkel |
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51 |
44 |
3 |
0 |
43.18 |
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24.3 that’s a huge wicket, pitched right up to the blockhole, and Collingwood over-balances as he attempts to drive down the ground. Hits the back leg, and there’s no point in reviewing that 73/4 |
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IR Bell |
c Duminy b Kallis |
48 |
171 |
121 |
8 |
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39.66 |
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62.3 short, wide, cut, and that’s gone straight to point! Oh Belly, Belly, it looked as though he’d cracked it at last, but with a fifty in sight, he’s the one who breaks 174/6 |
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MJ Prior† |
b Steyn |
76 |
179 |
118 |
9 |
0 |
64.40 |
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87.6 short again, Prior tries to paddle to fine leg, but under-edges onto his stumps. The end of a fine counterattacking performance, and had that been anything other than the last ball of the over, he would doubtless have attempted something more aggressive to that ball 273/10 |
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SCJ Broad |
b Steyn |
25 |
69 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
64.10 |
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77.6 Steyn breaks through! Broad is hanging back on his crease, and he’s late on this and it clips the top of the stumps. Important breakthrough just before the second new ball 225/7 |
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GP Swann |
c Smith b Morkel |
5 |
22 |
17 |
0 |
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29.41 |
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82.4 awesome delivery, and that is the breakthrough. This one takes off from a good length, glances the glove, and pops easily to Graeme Smith at first slip! 241/8 |
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JM Anderson |
c Smith b Morkel |
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1 |
1 |
0 |
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0.00 |
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82.5 It’s two in two! Morkel has five as Anderson collects the first golden duck of his career. Angled across the left-hander, extra bounce on a good length, fenced to Smith again at first slip, and it’s utterly bonkers out there 241/9 |
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G Onions |
not out |
4 |
27 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
44.44 |
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Extras |
(lb 6, w 2, nb 1) |
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Total |
(all out; 88 overs; 405 mins) |
273 |
(3.10 runs per over) |
| Fall of wickets1-2 (Strauss, 0.6 ov), 2-36 (Trott, 12.4 ov), 3-36 (Pietersen, 12.6 ov), 4-73 (Collingwood, 24.3 ov), 5-133 (Cook, 50.4 ov), 6-174 (Bell, 62.3 ov), 7-225 (Broad, 77.6 ov), 8-241 (Swann, 82.4 ov), 9-241 (Anderson, 82.5 ov), 10-273 (Prior, 87.6 ov) |
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M Morkel |
22 |
4 |
75 |
5 |
3.40 |
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0.6 to Strauss, gone! Morkel gets Strauss again! Outside off stump and pitched full, Strauss goes for a slightly flat-footed loose drive and South Africa strike straight away. Wickets tumbling at Newlands! 2/124.3 to Collingwood, that’s a huge wicket, pitched right up to the blockhole, and Collingwood over-balances as he attempts to drive down the ground. Hits the back leg, and there’s no point in reviewing that 73/450.4 to Cook, huge breakthrough for South Africa! Cook paddles a short ball gently to midwicket. Bit of nothing shot, neither a full-blooded pull or a careful leg-side force. Whatever it is, South Africa won’t care, they are right in this contest. 133/582.4 to Swann, awesome delivery, and that is the breakthrough. This one takes off from a good length, glances the glove, and pops easily to Graeme Smith at first slip! 241/8
82.5 to Anderson, It’s two in two! Morkel has five as Anderson collects the first golden duck of his career. Angled across the left-hander, extra bounce on a good length, fenced to Smith again at first slip, and it’s utterly bonkers out there 241/9 |
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F de Wet |
16 |
3 |
36 |
0 |
2.25 |
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DW Steyn |
22 |
5 |
74 |
4 |
3.36 |
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12.4 to Trott, got him! Steyn strikes! The wickets keep tumbling and Trott won’t be happy with this. Outside off stump on a good length, really should have been left alone, but he flashed at it from the crease and only succeeded in inside-edging it on to off stump 36/212.6 to Pietersen, another one! Pietersen gone for a duck! Fullish ball that Pietersen just chipped straight back at Steyn who gleefully snaffled the chance. Steyn is pumped, this is extraordinary. 36/377.6 to Broad, Steyn breaks through! Broad is hanging back on his crease, and he’s late on this and it clips the top of the stumps. Important breakthrough just before the second new ball 225/787.6 to Prior, short again, Prior tries to paddle to fine leg, but under-edges onto his stumps. The end of a fine counterattacking performance, and had that been anything other than the last ball of the over, he would doubtless have attempted something more aggressive to that ball 273/10 |
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JH Kallis |
14 |
2 |
27 |
1 |
1.92 |
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62.3 to Bell, short, wide, cut, and that’s gone straight to point! Oh Belly, Belly, it looked as though he’d cracked it at last, but with a fifty in sight, he’s the one who breaks 174/6 |
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PL Harris |
9 |
0 |
39 |
0 |
4.33 |
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JP Duminy |
5 |
0 |
16 |
0 |
3.20 |
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South Africa 2nd innings |
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6s |
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AG Prince |
lbw b Swann |
15 |
56 |
44 |
1 |
0 |
34.09 |
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11.1 Another review. Prince leans forward and is struck on the pad, given out and Prince reviews. Prince looks in trouble, there is no inside edge and it is as plumb as pudding. Given out and Swann strikes again! Wasted review that one. 31/1 |
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GC Smith* |
c Collingwood b Onions |
183 |
391 |
273 |
25 |
0 |
67.03 |
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89.5 short, swished, high on the bat, Collingwood at deep backward square steadies himself, and grasps the chance with fingers skyward 346/3 |
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HM Amla |
c Cook b Swann |
95 |
229 |
156 |
14 |
0 |
60.89 |
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65.4 he’s gone now! Props forward to a ball that turns a touch, takes the inside-edge, bobbles off the pad, and Cook at short leg stays low to end a fine innings 261/2 |
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JH Kallis |
c †Prior b Anderson |
46 |
155 |
96 |
5 |
0 |
47.91 |
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99.5 gone this time! Kallis never really got going this morning, tries an expansive cover drive outside off stump, a hint of movement means it takes the edge and goes through to Prior. No great celebration from England, nor should they be, but they have done reasonably well this morning. 376/4 |
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AB de Villiers |
c Broad b Anderson |
34 |
84 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
69.38 |
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105.1 exceptional catch from Broad, running back from mid-off and taking the ball over his shoulder with a tumble as de Villiers attempted an inside-out loft over the covers 401/5 |
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JP Duminy |
c †Prior b Anderson |
36 |
69 |
41 |
4 |
1 |
87.80 |
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111.2 short and swinging down the leg-side, there’s a thin tickle through to the keeper, and that is out! 447/7 |
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MV Boucher† |
c Bell b Swann |
15 |
28 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
150.00 |
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110.3 and now Swann strikes … is that the 14th time he’s struck in the first over of a spell? I believe it might be. Another sweep from Boucher, a steepling top-edge, and a comfortable catch at short backward square 442/6 |
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DW Steyn |
not out |
1 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
100.00 |
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Extras |
(b 8, lb 7, nb 2, pen 5) |
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Total |
(7 wickets dec; 111.2 overs; 507 mins) |
447 |
(4.01 runs per over) |
| Fall of wickets1-31 (Prince, 11.1 ov), 2-261 (Amla, 65.4 ov), 3-346 (Smith, 89.5 ov), 4-376 (Kallis, 99.5 ov), 5-401 (de Villiers, 105.1 ov), 6-442 (Boucher, 110.3 ov), 7-447 (Duminy, 111.2 ov) |
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JM Anderson |
22.2 |
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98 |
3 |
4.38 |
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99.5 to Kallis, gone this time! Kallis never really got going this morning, tries an expansive cover drive outside off stump, a hint of movement means it takes the edge and goes through to Prior. No great celebration from England, nor should they be, but they have done reasonably well this morning. 376/4105.1 to de Villiers, exceptional catch from Broad, running back from mid-off and taking the ball over his shoulder with a tumble as de Villiers attempted an inside-out loft over the covers 401/5111.2 to Duminy, short and swinging down the leg-side, there’s a thin tickle through to the keeper, and that is out! 447/7 |
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G Onions |
22 |
4 |
87 |
1 |
3.95 |
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89.5 to Smith, short, swished, high on the bat, Collingwood at deep backward square steadies himself, and grasps the chance with fingers skyward 346/3 |
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GP Swann |
37 |
5 |
127 |
3 |
3.43 |
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11.1 to Prince, Another review. Prince leans forward and is struck on the pad, given out and Prince reviews. Prince looks in trouble, there is no inside edge and it is as plumb as pudding. Given out and Swann strikes again! Wasted review that one. 31/165.4 to Amla, he’s gone now! Props forward to a ball that turns a touch, takes the inside-edge, bobbles off the pad, and Cook at short leg stays low to end a fine innings 261/2110.3 to Boucher, and now Swann strikes … is that the 14th time he’s struck in the first over of a spell? I believe it might be. Another sweep from Boucher, a steepling top-edge, and a comfortable catch at short backward square 442/6 |
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SCJ Broad |
22 |
4 |
79 |
0 |
3.59 |
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KP Pietersen |
3 |
0 |
6 |
0 |
2.00 |
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IJL Trott |
5 |
0 |
30 |
0 |
6.00 |
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England 2nd innings (target: 466 runs) |
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AJ Strauss* |
c Amla b Harris |
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167 |
107 |
7 |
0 |
42.05 |
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39.3 massive wicket! Harris gets Strauss, it pitched outside off again, Strauss tried to work it into the leg side but only succeeded in inside-edging into his pad and it looped up gently to Amla who grabbed it eagerly. That could be the decisive moment. 107/2 |
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AN Cook |
c †Boucher b de Wet |
55 |
153 |
116 |
7 |
0 |
47.41 |
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36.3 the pull shot fails Cook, and that’s the breakthrough. Looking to continue his dominant approach, a steepling top-edge, and Boucher steadies himself to claim an easy chance. 101/1 |
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IJL Trott |
b Steyn |
42 |
149 |
99 |
4 |
0 |
42.42 |
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70.3 got him! Steyn strikes! Off stump is flying as a full ball nips back between bat and pad and crashes into the top of off. It looked a loose shot but it was fantastic quick bowling. 160/5 |
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KP Pietersen |
lbw b Steyn |
6 |
34 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
27.27 |
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47.2 got him! Huge wicket and an inspired bowling change from Smith. Full and Pietersen is playing across the ball, strikes him in front and there is no need for a review on that. Steyn gets the main man and England are tottering now! 129/3 |
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JM Anderson |
c Prince b Harris |
9 |
62 |
52 |
1 |
0 |
17.30 |
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61.6 the leg-slip is instantly into the action! An aggressive sweep from Anderson, as Harris serves up a full-toss. The ball bounces down onto his toe, flicks round the corner, and Ashwell Prince snaffles a blinder, diving one-handed to his right! 153/4 |
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PD Collingwood |
c Kallis b Duminy |
40 |
276 |
188 |
4 |
0 |
21.27 |
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127.3 well, what have we here! Maybe there is life! Duminy ends Collingwood’s epic block with one that is pushed across him, catches the outside edge, and goes through to Kallis at slip. Suddenly this last hour will seem like a day for England! 272/6 |
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IR Bell |
c Smith b Morkel |
78 |
286 |
213 |
10 |
0 |
36.61 |
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138.1 Inspired move! Bell has gone! Oh dear, that is tragedy for Bell. It was outside off he could have left it alone, but had a fiddle at it and it goes through to Smith. 290/9 |
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MJ Prior† |
c de Villiers b Duminy |
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9 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
44.44 |
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129.6 Duminy strikes again! This match is alive! Prior tries to defend, it comes slightly off an inside edge and De Villier’s snaffles a low chance. High drama here! 278/7 |
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SCJ Broad |
c de Villiers b Harris |
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33 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
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137.4 review Harris gets it right this time! Drags his length back, Broad lunges forward again and it raps off the glove and it’s given out. Broad reviews, hoping his glove was off the bat. It’s not, he’s gone and the England a teetering on the brink here 286/8 |
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GP Swann |
not out |
10 |
22 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
125.00 |
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G Onions |
not out |
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18 |
11 |
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0.00 |
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Extras |
(b 1, lb 4, w 1, nb 1) |
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Total |
(9 wickets; 141 overs; 606 mins) |
296 |
(2.09 runs per over) |
| Fall of wickets1-101 (Cook, 36.3 ov), 2-107 (Strauss, 39.3 ov), 3-129 (Pietersen, 47.2 ov), 4-153 (Anderson, 61.6 ov), 5-160 (Trott, 70.3 ov), 6-272 (Collingwood, 127.3 ov), 7-278 (Prior, 129.6 ov), 8-286 (Broad, 137.4 ov), 9-290 (Bell, 138.1 ov) |
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28 |
9 |
51 |
1 |
1.82 |
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138.1 to Bell, Inspired move! Bell has gone! Oh dear, that is tragedy for Bell. It was outside off he could have left it alone, but had a fiddle at it and it goes through to Smith. 290/9 |
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DW Steyn |
35 |
11 |
74 |
2 |
2.11 |
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47.2 to Pietersen, got him! Huge wicket and an inspired bowling change from Smith. Full and Pietersen is playing across the ball, strikes him in front and there is no need for a review on that. Steyn gets the main man and England are tottering now! 129/370.3 to Trott, got him! Steyn strikes! Off stump is flying as a full ball nips back between bat and pad and crashes into the top of off. It looked a loose shot but it was fantastic quick bowling. 160/5 |
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F de Wet |
12 |
5 |
23 |
1 |
1.91 |
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36.3 to Cook, the pull shot fails Cook, and that’s the breakthrough. Looking to continue his dominant approach, a steepling top-edge, and Boucher steadies himself to claim an easy chance. 101/1 |
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PL Harris |
40 |
14 |
85 |
3 |
2.12 |
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39.3 to Strauss, massive wicket! Harris gets Strauss, it pitched outside off again, Strauss tried to work it into the leg side but only succeeded in inside-edging into his pad and it looped up gently to Amla who grabbed it eagerly. That could be the decisive moment. 107/261.6 to Anderson, the leg-slip is instantly into the action! An aggressive sweep from Anderson, as Harris serves up a full-toss. The ball bounces down onto his toe, flicks round the corner, and Ashwell Prince snaffles a blinder, diving one-handed to his right! 153/4137.4 to Broad, review Harris gets it right this time! Drags his length back, Broad lunges forward again and it raps off the glove and it’s given out. Broad reviews, hoping his glove was off the bat. It’s not, he’s gone and the England a teetering on the brink here 286/8 |
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JH Kallis |
14 |
4 |
28 |
0 |
2.00 |
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JP Duminy |
12 |
3 |
30 |
2 |
2.50 |
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127.3 to Collingwood, well, what have we here! Maybe there is life! Duminy ends Collingwood’s epic block with one that is pushed across him, catches the outside edge, and goes through to Kallis at slip. Suddenly this last hour will seem like a day for England! 272/6129.6 to Prior, Duminy strikes again! This match is alive! Prior tries to defend, it comes slightly off an inside edge and De Villier’s snaffles a low chance. High drama here! 278/7 |
| Match details |
Toss England, who chose to field
Series England led the 4-match series 1-0 |
| Player of the match GC Smith (South Africa) |
Umpires DJ Harper (Australia) and AL Hill (New Zealand)
TV umpire Aleem Dar (Pakistan)
Match referee RS Mahanama (Sri Lanka)
Reserve umpire M Erasmus |
Close of play
3 Jan day 1 – South Africa 1st innings 279/6 (JH Kallis 108*, DW Steyn 26*, 83.2 ov)
4 Jan day 2 – England 1st innings 241/7 (MJ Prior 52*, GP Swann 5*, 82 ov)
5 Jan day 3 – South Africa 2nd innings 312/2 (GC Smith 162*, JH Kallis 20*, 80 ov)
6 Jan day 4 – England 2nd innings 132/3 (IJL Trott 24*, JM Anderson 0*, 51 ov)
7 Jan day 5 – England 2nd innings 296/9 (141 ov) – end of match |
Hey…. ek loer julle!
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Cheers Ash, Out of here now.
Thanks for posting with me during the crici again.
I have just posted this but nothing came up. Now hope when I post it does not come up twice again 😀
GBS will have to sort out the posting time. Still taking about 4min to send a post.
Cheers Ash. Enjoy the rest of your evening. Go get a beer boet, maybe it will give us some luck 😀
This match will be a draw….. batting pitch is not assisting our limp-wristed bowlers today.
631 – GBS, As long as you sort it out boeta. 😀
Cheers out of here now. Cricket been frustrating to watch.
well, as it seems likely that the barmy army will be the only ones celebrating (another f*ckin draw), heres something to lighten up the mood!!
Famous batsmen
A famous batsman was the big attraction when he was the guest player for the local team. Anxious to impress, the fast bowler keyed himself up to put every thing into his first ball. He ran up and hurled down a screamer which took our the off stump
‘No ball,’ called the umpire.
And then, to the bowler, ‘Calm down, you idiot. They’ve come to see him bat, ‘not you bowl !’
Hallooooooooooo voorvelletjies!!!!
well, this one remind me of the two currently batting:
A charmed batsmen
The batsman was leading a charmed life. Three appeals for l.b.w. were turned down and he’d been bowled twice only to hear a no-ball called.
Finally, the bowler sent down a perfect ball which took two stumps out of the ground. The bowler looked at him ‘You’re not going, surely?’ he said.
‘There’s still one stump standing!’
636 @ Pampierperd – Heloooooooooooooooo, jou ou moegoe….. flok, ons het ‘n jaar laas saam gedrink!
636
hallo balsak!
636 – Kwagga, have not seen you here before but welcome. Who do you support int he Rugby?
635 – Ash 😆
Okay now out of here. Cheers all catch up tomorrow.
Hallo vriend GB. Ja nee donner dis darem nou heel te lanklaas!!!!!! Dink ons moet bietjie met die troepe in die omgewing praat en n rondte golf en n vrag castle reel so voor die ruggas in alle erns afskop!!
640@ Puma – Hey Kwagga is an old blogger…. part of the blogging Battaljon 204, the old strydosse, part of the furniture!
Cross-eyed bowler
The cross-eyed bowler faced the umpire. ‘Owzat!’ he shouted.
‘Not out,’ said the square-leg umpire.
The bowler turned to him. I wasn’t talking to you,’ he said.
I never said a word,’ said third man.
641 @ Pampierperd – Ver-steek-seker!
HEHEHEHE Skies Ashley het jou nie gegroet nie………….. Hartlikke goeie middag dame.
Puma: Ek en GB kom al n padjie saam so deur die afgelope paar jaar. Ek self is maar n stoerre Blou bul.
I’ll open from this end
The village club was burdened with a big-headed skipper. Although a below average player, he considered himself the best in the side. They were up against tough opposition and as they walked out he said,
“Right. I’ll open the bowling from the pavilion end.”
“That’s right, skipper,” said the fast bowler. “You bowl ’em in – then I’ll come on bowl ’em out.”
kwagga @ 645
😆 nee hel man, almal op die site het al van daai glips vergeet, nou gaan ek beslis nie die einde daarvan hoor nie!
Nee, goddeloos man, die krieket sal mens dryf na drank en slegte vroue……
Mens speel krieket vir 5 flokken dae aanmeketaar…. en dan gebeur fokkol….
He’ll sort him out
The batsman kept hitting the bowler to the square-leg boundary. The captain decided to take him off saying,
‘This other bowler knows how to sort him out.’
The batsman duly knocked the ball for a six over the bowler’s head.
‘I see your idea,’ called the first bowler.
‘You made him change direction!’
(maybe thats what WE need to do!!! lol)
GB how the rest of the gang doing. Havent spoken to most of them in very long time…………….Fukkit nou tik ek vir jou in Ingels…..Ai jai jai my kop begin raas!!!!
gbs @ 649
kom moenie so ñ swak verloorder wees nie …. jy’t vir die afgelope 2 dae net so hard soos ons geskree hier oppie site!!
651@ Pampierperd – Hy raas laaaankal…. hehehe
Nee, ek sallie weetie… het gister met Koningkie gesels en vandag met AB…. die res is so stil soos landmyne!
O ja, Ex Player se Vleisboek boodskappie seg hy is nou in ‘n verhouding…. arme girl!
GB @ 648 Cape Hope Brandy, Texan plain en die Duke van Danville se sussie…………?
collingwood
The sa bowler was up against an english batsman who never moved his bat. Every ball either hit the bat or passed harmlessly by, no stroke being offered.
The bowler turned to the umpire. ‘Is he out if he doesn’t move his bat?’
‘No,’ said the umpire. ‘But he will be if he does!’ 😀
652@ Asbakkie – Ja man, dit herinner my net hoekom ek nie Krieket eintlik like nie… en ookie Poofball nie, want hulle draw ook baie….
o, and this is a true story for once
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Three ducks for Viv Richards
Viv Richards is probably the only batsman to be out for a duck three times in a match. This incident is narrated in his own biography. Richards was a huge star in Antigua and the entire island had come to St. John’s Park to see play a Red Stripe game.
Antigua batted first and the crowd politely applauded the openers’ efforts while waiting for one of them to make a mistake. Soon enough one did and the entire crowd exploded when their favourite son stepped out to bat.
First ball, Richards nicked a catch to the keeper. The umpire had no difficulty in deciding and a disappointed Richards made his way slowly back to the dressing room. But he didn’t reach it. The crowd, stunned by their holiday entertainment being nipped in the bud like this, went wild and pressurized the umpire into revoking his decision.
Reluctantly, Richards came back. Not for long, though. Soon he was dismissed again and the crowd, perhaps a little ashamed at their behaviour , let it go at that.
Richards however, had a little more disappontment left in the game for him- the second time around he made another duck!
654 @ Pampierperd – Yip, ek voel nou of ek klomp Tequila in my keel kan inwurre en van bankies af kan donner!
651 Ek het hom gebel en en bietjie kak gebyt. Hoorie is handbriekie darem nou al weer in volle swing?
Ashley I can see the cricket is faaaaaaaaarking boring for you to have time to dig up all them jokes…hehehehe
gbs @ 656
jip. ek verkies ook rugby bo die getee drinkery!!
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