Cricket: Proteas vs England – Test at Kingsmead, Durban 26 – 30 Dec 2009 – England won

Published 26 December 2009 | By grootblousmile

The South African Proteas take on England in the 2nd 5-day Test of the series of 4 Tests, after drawing the 1st Test in Centurion. This is the traditional Boxing Day Test and this year it takes place in Durban at Kingsmead. This is your match thread for discussion of the game.

South Africa 343 & 133 (50.0 ov)

England 574/9d

England won by an innings and 98 runs


South Africa 1st innings		R	M	B	4s	6s	SR
GC Smith*	run out (Cook)	75	256	186	9	0	40.32
58.2 from Onions, Huge mix up between the batsmen! Smith dropped into the off side, and de Villiers, Pietersen-esque, ran down the wicket at him. Smith started to run, hesitated, turned around and Cook ran in to take the bails off, just beating Smith’s dive. 166/4
AG Prince	c Swann b Anderson	2	8	5	0	0	40.00
2.1 Anderson strikes early! Classic opening wicket, just back of a length, moved a touch away from Prince as he tried to defend off the back foot. It bounced a little more than he expected and ended up fencing, off the shoulder of the bat, to Graeme Swann at third slip. 3/1
HM Amla	lbw b Broad	2	35	22	0	0	9.09
9.4 massive blow! The fullest delivery of the match so far, and arguably of Broad’s entire tour, as Amla plants his front foot and doesn’t even ponder wasting a review on that one. HawkEye shows that that would have hit middle and leg two-thirds up, and England are on fire 10/2
JH Kallis	c Collingwood b Swann	75	197	132	7	0	56.81
55.3 got him! That has come out of nowhere, pushed across him, like so many balls before, but this time it gets the outside edge and goes, slightly gently, to Collingwood at slip! Crucial breakthrough 160/3
AB de Villiers	c †Prior b Broad	50	149	98	6	0	51.02
88.2 Broad does the trick! Full length, where all the magic happens, and swinging away a touch outside off, de Villiers goes for an expansive drive but nicks it through to Prior. England really needed that. 269/7
JP Duminy	lbw b Onions	4	9	9	0	0	44.44
60.1 gone! This time it’s dead straight, swinging back at Duminy from that good length which Onions pursues, no uncertainty from the umpire. Onions really deserves that, he has bowled well all day 170/5
MV Boucher†	lbw b Swann	39	72	50	5	0	78.00
77.1 well, well, we have a review coming up … and it’s looking good for England … Swann straightened one from round the wicket, Boucher got in a good stride, but the ball clearly struck pad before bat, and HawkEye suggests it would have hit middle two-thirds of the way up. And that’s out! 233/6
M Morkel	lbw b Swann	23	87	49	2	0	46.93
95.6 well, that you have to say was coming. Morkel was bamboozled for five deliveries, and this one finally pins him in front of off. He calls for the review, but it’s a futile gesture. That struck him on the shin, and that is curtains 285/9
PL Harris	lbw b Swann	2	15	12	0	0	16.66
91.5 We have a review, very full and Harris is sweeping rather clumsily, he misses and is rapped him on the pads. Given out but Harris calls for a review. He may think he’s hit it but replays don’t suggest that. Pitched in line, and hitting, and given out 280/8
DW Steyn	c †Prior b Anderson	47	66	58	3	3	81.03
108.3 there it is, the end comes at last, and sadly for Steyn he falls short of his half-century. A short delivery, just straight enough to demand a stroke, and Prior behind the stumps gathers a regulation nick 343/10
M Ntini	not out	6	47	30	0	0	20.00

Extras	(b 1, lb 17)	18

Total	(all out; 108.3 overs; 474 mins)	343	(3.16 runs per over)

Fall of wickets1-3 (Prince, 2.1 ov), 2-10 (Amla, 9.4 ov), 3-160 (Kallis, 55.3 ov), 4-166 (Smith, 58.2 ov), 5-170 (Duminy, 60.1 ov), 6-233 (Boucher, 77.1 ov), 7-269 (de Villiers, 88.2 ov), 8-280 (Harris, 91.5 ov), 9-285 (Morkel, 95.6 ov), 10-343 (Steyn, 108.3 ov)


Bowling	O	M	R	W	Econ
JM Anderson	23.3	4	75	2	3.19
2.1 to Prince, Anderson strikes early! Classic opening wicket, just back of a length, moved a touch away from Prince as he tried to defend off the back foot. It bounced a little more than he expected and ended up fencing, off the shoulder of the bat, to Graeme Swann at third slip. 3/1 108.3 to Steyn, there it is, the end comes at last, and sadly for Steyn he falls short of his half-century. A short delivery, just straight enough to demand a stroke, and Prior behind the stumps gathers a regulation nick 343/10
G Onions	23	6	62	1	2.69
60.1 to Duminy, gone! This time it’s dead straight, swinging back at Duminy from that good length which Onions pursues, no uncertainty from the umpire. Onions really deserves that, he has bowled well all day 170/5
SCJ Broad	20	6	44	2	2.20
9.4 to Amla, massive blow! The fullest delivery of the match so far, and arguably of Broad’s entire tour, as Amla plants his front foot and doesn’t even ponder wasting a review on that one. HawkEye shows that that would have hit middle and leg two-thirds up, and England are on fire 10/2 88.2 to de Villiers, Broad does the trick! Full length, where all the magic happens, and swinging away a touch outside off, de Villiers goes for an expansive drive but nicks it through to Prior. England really needed that. 269/7
GP Swann	35	3	110	4	3.14
55.3 to Kallis, got him! That has come out of nowhere, pushed across him, like so many balls before, but this time it gets the outside edge and goes, slightly gently, to Collingwood at slip! Crucial breakthrough 160/3 77.1 to Boucher, well, well, we have a review coming up … and it’s looking good for England … Swann straightened one from round the wicket, Boucher got in a good stride, but the ball clearly struck pad before bat, and HawkEye suggests it would have hit middle two-thirds of the way up. And that’s out! 233/6 91.5 to Harris, We have a review, very full and Harris is sweeping rather clumsily, he misses and is rapped him on the pads. Given out but Harris calls for a review. He may think he’s hit it but replays don’t suggest that. Pitched in line, and hitting, and given out 280/8 95.6 to Morkel, well, that you have to say was coming. Morkel was bamboozled for five deliveries, and this one finally pins him in front of off. He calls for the review, but it’s a futile gesture. That struck him on the shin, and that is curtains 285/9
IJL Trott	4	0	19	0	4.75

KP Pietersen	2	0	7	0	3.50

PD Collingwood	1	0	8	0	8.00


England 1st innings		R	M	B	4s	6s	SR
AJ Strauss*	b Morkel	54	80	67	9	0	80.59
18.4 that’s done him this time! The round-the-wicket line, a hint of movement, climbing through the gate and taking out middle stump. No need to review that! 71/1
AN Cook	c Kallis b Morkel	118	401	263	11	0	44.86
92.4 got him this time! Morkel continuing around off stump and Cook finally has a nibble at one, catches the outside edge and goes through to Kallis, who makes no mistake. Ends a fantastic fighting innings 297/4
IJL Trott	c †Boucher b Morkel	18	39	31	2	0	58.06
27.3 massive wicket, and that will delight South Africa, because it’s the irritant Trott. Outside off, cramped for room and forced to play, extra bounce grazed the edge, and Boucher made no mistake! 104/2
KP Pietersen	lbw b Harris	31	86	52	4	0	59.61
47.3 huge wicket! Pietersen gone and Harris gets his man! Pietersen had looked edgy against Harris all morning, and he went for another expansive sweep shot here, but it was too full and crashed straight into his pad on middle and off stump. Given out, Pietersen entertained thoughts of a referral but correctly decided against it. So Kallis’s drop will not cost South Africa 155/3
PD Collingwood	c †Boucher b Duminy	91	283	215	7	0	42.32
113.5 gone! Collingwood’s long vigil has ended and he won’t make a hundred. Shorter from Duminy, but Collingwood toe-ends his cut shot and Boucher makes no mistake behind the stumps. Good reward for Duminy who has bowled quite nicely here 365/5
IR Bell	c †Boucher b Steyn	140	313	227	10	1	61.67
168.2 Bell’s gone now, and the end of the innings is nigh. Width from Steyn, swinging further away, and though he rightly chases the ball, he can only get a toe-end through to Boucher 568/9
MJ Prior†	b Duminy	60	134	81	6	1	74.07
145.5 Duminy’s persistence with a wide line outside off pays dividends at last. A bit of grip ensures an under-edge on another aggressive cut, and the ball deflects into the stumps 477/6
SCJ Broad	c Kallis b Duminy	20	65	59	1	1	33.89
163.5 on a good length, appreciable spin, a regulation edge as Broad props forward, and a looping edge to Jacques Kallis at slip. So, the breakthrough comes, and Duminy has three 536/7
GP Swann	c Prince b Steyn	22	15	14	2	1	157.14
166.6 and now he’s gone. Booming swing again, and Swann can’t get decent bat on this one. An attempted flick ends up as a leading edge, and Ashwell Prince gallops in from mid-on to scoop the chance 564/8
JM Anderson	not out	1	17	4	0	0	25.00

G Onions	not out	2	8	8	0	0	25.00

Extras	(lb 10, w 6, nb 1)	17

Total	(9 wickets dec; 170 overs; 724 mins)	574	(3.37 runs per over)

Fall of wickets1-71 (Strauss, 18.4 ov), 2-104 (Trott, 27.3 ov), 3-155 (Pietersen, 47.3 ov), 4-297 (Cook, 92.4 ov), 5-365 (Collingwood, 113.5 ov), 6-477 (Prior, 145.5 ov), 7-536 (Broad, 163.5 ov), 8-564 (Swann, 166.6 ov), 9-568 (Bell, 168.2 ov)


Bowling	O	M	R	W	Econ
DW Steyn	34	6	94	2	2.76
166.6 to Swann, and now he’s gone. Booming swing again, and Swann can’t get decent bat on this one. An attempted flick ends up as a leading edge, and Ashwell Prince gallops in from mid-on to scoop the chance 564/8 168.2 to Bell, Bell’s gone now, and the end of the innings is nigh. Width from Steyn, swinging further away, and though he rightly chases the ball, he can only get a toe-end through to Boucher 568/9
M Ntini	29	4	114	0	3.93

M Morkel	31	6	78	3	2.51	(3w)
18.4 to Strauss, that’s done him this time! The round-the-wicket line, a hint of movement, climbing through the gate and taking out middle stump. No need to review that! 71/1 27.3 to Trott, massive wicket, and that will delight South Africa, because it’s the irritant Trott. Outside off, cramped for room and forced to play, extra bounce grazed the edge, and Boucher made no mistake! 104/2 92.4 to Cook, got him this time! Morkel continuing around off stump and Cook finally has a nibble at one, catches the outside edge and goes through to Kallis, who makes no mistake. Ends a fantastic fighting innings 297/4
JH Kallis	14	1	43	0	3.07	(1nb)

PL Harris	38	4	146	1	3.84	(1w)
47.3 to Pietersen, huge wicket! Pietersen gone and Harris gets his man! Pietersen had looked edgy against Harris all morning, and he went for another expansive sweep shot here, but it was too full and crashed straight into his pad on middle and off stump. Given out, Pietersen entertained thoughts of a referral but correctly decided against it. So Kallis’s drop will not cost South Africa 155/3
JP Duminy	24	1	89	3	3.70
113.5 to Collingwood, gone! Collingwood’s long vigil has ended and he won’t make a hundred. Shorter from Duminy, but Collingwood toe-ends his cut shot and Boucher makes no mistake behind the stumps. Good reward for Duminy who has bowled quite nicely here 365/5 145.5 to Prior, Duminy’s persistence with a wide line outside off pays dividends at last. A bit of grip ensures an under-edge on another aggressive cut, and the ball deflects into the stumps 477/6 163.5 to Broad, on a good length, appreciable spin, a regulation edge as Broad props forward, and a looping edge to Jacques Kallis at slip. So, the breakthrough comes, and Duminy has three 536/7


South Africa 2nd innings		R	M	B	4s	6s	SR
AG Prince	c Bell b Swann	16	42	28	1	0	57.14
9.2 he’s done it again! Swann has made a habit of striking in his first over! Prince hangs in his crease, defending, but he’s playing for spin that isn’t there, it catches the inside edge and shoots off the pad through to silly point where Bell takes a instinctive one-handed catch 27/1
GC Smith*	lbw b Swann	22	97	56	2	0	39.28
21.1 huge appeal, huge wicket, and that’s been given! Smith asks for the review, but Swann turned that enough to clip leg stump from round the wicket, and that on-field decision will stand 50/6
HM Amla	b Swann	6	17	13	1	0	46.15
13.2 beautifully bowled! Floated up outside off stump and spinning in sharply, Amla drives a little loosely, and it bursts through the gate into off stump. Swann leaps for joy! 37/2
JH Kallis	b Broad	3	4	4	0	0	75.00
14.2 bowled him! Kallis has done an Ian Bell! Ball comes back at Kallis a fraction but it was way too close to leave and it sends off stump cartwheeling! Massive moment in this match 40/3
AB de Villiers	lbw b Broad	2	18	15	0	0	13.33
18.3 REVIEW de Villiers is given out, padding up to Broad. The replays show it clipping off stump so that can’t be overturned. OUT. Another huge wicket for England, Broad shaping it in and de Villiers shoulders arms and clips his front pad in front of off stump! 44/4
JP Duminy	b Broad	0	2	1	0	0	0.00
18.4 Gone again! Broad on fire! Another leave proves suicidal. The ball was shaping away from Duminy who, caught in two minds, correctly opts to shoulder arms, but it flicks the inside edge and cannons into off stump! 44/5
MV Boucher†	c †Prior b Broad	29	91	65	3	0	44.61
40.5 short, down the leg-side, and there’s a loud thud as the ball passes the glove. Prior takes well down the leg-side, and though the decision is not instantly given, Strauss and his cordon have little doubt. It goes to a review, and that is going to be given out! 108/8
M Morkel	lbw b Swann	15	51	40	3	0	37.50
33.5 no need for fielders there! Brilliant from Swann, fizzing a fuller, flatter delivery into the pads, and that is utterly plumb 86/7
PL Harris	c Broad b Anderson	36	57	50	5	0	72.00
48.4 the full ball does the trick, in the softest of ways. Harris was deep in his crease and ended up chipping it slowly to mid on – Broad – who takes the easiest of catches 129/9
DW Steyn	lbw b Swann	3	37	25	0	0	12.00
49.6 that’s it! Gone! England have won a remarkable victory, Swann has five as Steyn is struck bang in front! 133/10
M Ntini	not out	1	6	3	0	0	33.33

Extras		0

Total	(all out; 50 overs; 215 mins)	133	(2.66 runs per over)

Fall of wickets1-27 (Prince, 9.2 ov), 2-37 (Amla, 13.2 ov), 3-40 (Kallis, 14.2 ov), 4-44 (de Villiers, 18.3 ov), 5-44 (Duminy, 18.4 ov), 6-50 (Smith, 21.1 ov), 7-86 (Morkel, 33.5 ov), 8-108 (Boucher, 40.5 ov), 9-129 (Harris, 48.4 ov), 10-133 (Steyn, 49.6 ov)


Bowling	O	M	R	W	Econ
JM Anderson	8	2	24	1	3.00
48.4 to Harris, the full ball does the trick, in the softest of ways. Harris was deep in his crease and ended up chipping it slowly to mid on – Broad – who takes the easiest of catches 129/9
G Onions	4	1	12	0	3.00

GP Swann	21	3	54	5	2.57
9.2 to Prince, he’s done it again! Swann has made a habit of striking in his first over! Prince hangs in his crease, defending, but he’s playing for spin that isn’t there, it catches the inside edge and shoots off the pad through to silly point where Bell takes a instinctive one-handed catch 27/1 13.2 to Amla, beautifully bowled! Floated up outside off stump and spinning in sharply, Amla drives a little loosely, and it bursts through the gate into off stump. Swann leaps for joy! 37/2 21.1 to Smith, huge appeal, huge wicket, and that’s been given! Smith asks for the review, but Swann turned that enough to clip leg stump from round the wicket, and that on-field decision will stand 50/6 33.5 to Morkel, no need for fielders there! Brilliant from Swann, fizzing a fuller, flatter delivery into the pads, and that is utterly plumb 86/7 49.6 to Steyn, that’s it! Gone! England have won a remarkable victory, Swann has five as Steyn is struck bang in front! 133/10
SCJ Broad	17	3	43	4	2.52
14.2 to Kallis, bowled him! Kallis has done an Ian Bell! Ball comes back at Kallis a fraction but it was way too close to leave and it sends off stump cartwheeling! Massive moment in this match 40/3 18.3 to de Villiers, REVIEW de Villiers is given out, padding up to Broad. The replays show it clipping off stump so that can’t be overturned. OUT. Another huge wicket for England, Broad shaping it in and de Villiers shoulders arms and clips his front pad in front of off stump! 44/4 18.4 to Duminy, Gone again! Broad on fire! Another leave proves suicidal. The ball was shaping away from Duminy who, caught in two minds, correctly opts to shoulder arms, but it flicks the inside edge and cannons into off stump! 44/5 40.5 to Boucher, short, down the leg-side, and there’s a loud thud as the ball passes the glove. Prior takes well down the leg-side, and though the decision is not instantly given, Strauss and his cordon have little doubt. It goes to a review, and that is going to be given out! 108/8

Match details

Toss South Africa, who chose to bat
Series England led the 4-match series 1-0

Player of the match GP Swann (England)

Umpires Aleem Dar (Pakistan) and AM Saheba (India)
TV umpire SJ Davis (Australia)
Match referee RS Mahanama (Sri Lanka)
Reserve umpire JD Cloete

Close of play
26 Dec day 1 – South Africa 1st innings 175/5 (AB de Villiers 8*, MV Boucher 1*, 61 ov)
27 Dec day 2 – England 1st innings 103/1 (AN Cook 31*, IJL Trott 17*, 26.2 ov)
28 Dec day 3 – England 1st innings 386/5 (IR Bell 55*, MJ Prior 11*, 123 ov)
29 Dec day 4 – South Africa 2nd innings 76/6 (MV Boucher 20*, M Morkel 7*, 32 ov)
30 Dec day 5 – South Africa 2nd innings 133 (50 ov) – end of match

525 Responses to Cricket: Proteas vs England – Test at Kingsmead, Durban 26 – 30 Dec 2009 – England won

481

Puma on 29 December 2009 at 4:08 pm

64/6 Hope we make a hundred. 🙄
482

Ashley on 29 December 2009 at 4:09 pm

Another day has almost come and gone
Can’t imagine what else could wrong
Sometimes I’d like to hide away somewhere and lock the door
A single battle lost but not the war (‘cause)

Tomorrow’s another day
And I’m thirsty anyway
So bring on the rain
483

Treehugger on 29 December 2009 at 4:10 pm

Hi Ashley hope you had a wonderful chrismas, just came back in at 64 for 6. That is shocking !!!!!!!!

Think our cricket team needs some sort of revamping, this not acceptable.
484

Ashley on 29 December 2009 at 4:11 pm

Someday when my crying’s done
I’m gonna wear a smile and walk in the sun
I may be a fool
But till then, darling, you’ll never see me complain
I’ll do my crying in the rain
I’ll do my crying in the rain
I’ll do my crying in the rain
I’ll do my crying in the rain
485

Puma on 29 December 2009 at 4:12 pm

473 – Ash, How you mate? Hope well.

Yip, Agree, Think England have outplayed us here for sure. Just do think somehow if we bowled first when that pitch was not really good for batting it may have been different. GS got it wrong. I was hoping after about 20 overs the first day it would settle down and become a really good for batting. It never did we struggled out there.

Just have to re-group for Newlands where at least we should get 5 days of cricket without rain.
486

Ashley on 29 December 2009 at 4:14 pm

treehugger @ 483
dont disturb me
i’m busy with my rain dance, hehehe

anyway, thanks
christmas was wonderful
…
been spoiled at the moment by the p***teas, though 😯
487

Puma on 29 December 2009 at 4:14 pm

484 – Ash, Good one. I feel like crying in the rain. LOL. The rain was on now it is off for a bit I think.
488

Treehugger on 29 December 2009 at 4:14 pm

Snoek wasnt there a Cullen as well, think he had cancer for a while and by the way i lovvvvvvvved Hansie dont think he actually lost a game for money. Maybe other things.
489

Treehugger on 29 December 2009 at 4:18 pm

Ha !! I really have gone outside buck naked and done a raindance in the dry season with a guinne fowl feather in my hair doing the yaaayaya whooping thing but told the hub if it rains he has to round around the garden naked but he never has.
490

Puma on 29 December 2009 at 4:25 pm

489 – Well I hope it works for us. Not in this test we are done here but for Newlands. 😀
491

Puma on 29 December 2009 at 4:28 pm

See Boucher still in and Morkel. Boucher on 20 probably our highest score today. Boucher the fighter always doing it for us. Why some people want him dropped is just plain stupid if you ask me. Now if they all could have batted like Bouch we may have had a chance.
492

Treehugger on 29 December 2009 at 4:28 pm

No Puma only done in times of drought
493

Puma on 29 December 2009 at 4:29 pm

489 – Hope it works for us at Newlands. Here we have no chance.

See Bouch on 20 and still in with Morkel. Boucher the fighter still doing it for us. Why some people want him dropped is just stupid. Now if most batted like him today we may still be in with a chance.
494

Puma on 29 December 2009 at 4:31 pm

Sorry retyped that as it just never showed up. So repeated myself there 😀
495

Treehugger on 29 December 2009 at 4:36 pm

Stuart Broad looks like the bearded lady 😆 he really is a pretty boy, beard makes no difference.
496

Puma on 29 December 2009 at 4:38 pm

493 – Cheers Treehugs, Out of here now. Working from a tiny laptop and it put tooooooooooooo much strain on my neck. My pc not working at the moment. Will have someone tomorrow to look at it otherwise will dump the damn thing in the bin…..hehehe. Giving me toooooooooooo much trouble.

Enjoy your evening. Try to catch up tomorrow if my computer is working.

Carol well done to England. They giving us a huge, huge hiding.
497

Ashley on 29 December 2009 at 4:39 pm

ok, sing with me 😆
…

Someone told me long ago, there’s a calm before the storm.
I know, and it’s been comin’ for some time.
When it’s over, so they say, it’ll rain a sunny day.
I know, shinin’ down like water.

I want to know, have you ever seen the rain?
I want to know, have you ever seen the rain
comin’ down on a sunny day?
….
😀 ok, enough of this raindance stuff, we honestly doesnt deserve a draw!
just glad i’m at work, dont think i wouldve been able to sit through all this k*k the proteas dished up over the last few days!!
498

Ashley on 29 December 2009 at 4:45 pm

anyway guys
cheers, i’m out
see ya tomorrow!!
499

Puma on 29 December 2009 at 4:52 pm

Cheers Ash, I am out of here too.
500

The-Pill on 29 December 2009 at 6:19 pm

The cricket sux
501

superBul on 30 December 2009 at 3:24 am

Jeez what a mess. I will say congrats to England and Carol. If life is fair England will beat us up tomorrow, they deserve it in this test. We were totally outplayed. From being down and out this is a great comeback.
502

The-Pill on 30 December 2009 at 10:13 am

The Proteas is wilting like a fish in the desert sun.
503

Ashley on 30 December 2009 at 11:37 am

Jannie is in Gr.1 en sy Engelsjuffrou het probleme met hom.

Jannie meen hy ‘ s te slim vir Gr.1 en wil na Gr.3 oorgeplaas word.

Sy suster is in Gr.3 en Jannie reken hy is baie slimmer as sy.

Die juffrou het genoeg gehad en vat hom na die skoolhoof.

Die hoof sê hy gaan Jannie toets.As hy druip,bly hy in Gr.1.

Hoof:”Wat is 3×3?”

Jannie :”9″

Hoof:”Wat is 6×6? ‘

Jannie :”36″

So gaan dit aan totdat die juffrou die hoof vra of sy nie maar vir Jannie `n paar vrae in Engels kan vra nie

Juffrou:”What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?”

Jannie :”Legs”

Juffrou:”What do you have in you pants that I don’t have?”

Jannie :”Pockets”

Juffrou:”What starts with a c and ends with a t, is hairy,oval,delicious and
contains a thin,whitish liquid?”

Die hoof vee die sweet van sy voorkop af

Jannie :”Coconut”

Juffrou:”What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?”

Jannie :”Bubblegum”

Juffrou:”What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog does on three legs?”

Jannie :”Shake hands”

Juffrou:”Now I’ll ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay?”

Jannie :”Yup”

Juffrou: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you.

Jannie :”A tent”

Juffrou: A finger goes into me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first

Die hoof lyk baie gespanne.

Jannie :”wedding ring”

Juffrou: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well I drip. When you blow me you feel good.

Jannie :”Nose”

Juffrou:I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates I come with a quiver.

Jannie :”Arrow”

Juffrou: What starts with a F ends with a K that means a lot of excitement?

Jannie :”firetruck

Sê die hoof: Sit die klein bliksem in Gr.5! Ek het die laaste 10 antwoorde verkeerd gehad!!!

(en baie van julle ook, nê) 😉
504

Snoek on 30 December 2009 at 11:51 am

503 – Ash 😆

Ek het die hele donnerse spul verkeerd. 🙄
505

Snoek on 30 December 2009 at 11:52 am

And that is a big defeat by the proteas. Kom manne, julle kan beter as dit.
506

KingPaul on 30 December 2009 at 12:06 pm

Ok
Alles oor, en wat ‘n skande!!
Hier is soos ons kolwers en boulers in die eerste twee toetse gevaar het:

Smith- 0, 12,75,22 =109 teen 27
Prince- 45, 0, 2,16 =63 teen 16
Amla- 19,100, 2,06 =127 teen 32
Kallis- 120, 4,75, 3 =202 teen 51
AB- 32, 64,50, 2 =148 teen 37
Duminy- 56, 11, 4, 0 = 71 teen 18
Boucher- 49,63*,39,29 =180 teen 60
Maklik om te sien wie nie hul f@kken deel doen nie!!

Die boulers as volg:
Steyn – * , * , 2/94
Morkel- 1/60, 2/46, 3/78
Ntini- 2/78, 0/41, 0/114
Haris- 5/123, 2/51, 1/146
De Wet- 1/72 , 4/55, *
Duminey- 1/70 , 0/12, 3/89
Kallis- * , 0/12, 0/43

En dit terwyl Swann 9 paaltjies in die laaste toets gekry het en 14 sover in die 2 toetse!!

Ons kolwers moet beslis beter doen, veral Smith, Prince en Duminey
Ntini moet ongelukkig waai, en as Harris nie kan paaltjies vat nie moet Botha of vdMerwe ingebring word.
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carol on 30 December 2009 at 8:24 pm

Ooooo boys, not much cricket chat today!! 😆

superBul thanks for the congrats for this match……We know we are playing the best team in the world currently, so no doubt the tide will turn!

Ashley, that was very…. 😳 !! Hahahahah
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grootblousmile on 30 December 2009 at 11:07 pm

Congrats to England and Carol… pityful display by the Proteas… they deserved getting their arses kicked big time!
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JimT on 31 December 2009 at 12:40 am

Ashley, we are shocked, shocked!! Am going to have to go to confession after reading that, surely it must be a mortal sin? heh, heh.

Saffas do have a sense of humour after all. 🙂
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carol on 31 December 2009 at 11:15 am

508 – GBS Where were all the Proteas supporters?

No wonder the Saffas lost heart if the only spectators were the Barmy Army!!

The stands looked empty!

Cricket: Proteas vs England – Test at Kingsmead, Durban 26 – 30 Dec 2009 – England won

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