The first of 4 full blown 5-day Tests between the Proteas and England at SuperSport Park, Centurion on 16 December 2009 at 10:30 SA Time. This is the match thread for the game which will have some score updates from time to time.

 

Test Drawn: 

               
  South Africa 1st innings R M B 4s 6s SR
View dismissal GC Smith* c †Prior b Broad 0 7 7 0 0 0.00
  1.3 my goodness me, what a stunning moment for England, and what a breakthrough. Nothing much of a delivery, swinging gently down the leg side, but Smith tries to help it down to fine leg, doesn’t get enough bat on it, and Matt Prior leaps like a rampant salmon to snaffle the first wicket of the series! 1/1
View dismissal AG Prince c Collingwood b Swann 45 155 94 6 0 47.87
  34.2 wow, he’s done it again! Swann has a penchant for early breakthroughs, and that’s a cracker. Perfect length, sharp and unexpected turn, and Paul Collingwood coolly accepts his second catch of the innings! 93/3
View dismissal HM Amla c Collingwood b Onions 19 88 67 2 0 28.35
  20.5 Got him this time! Onions deserved that. Full and Amla is drawn into a firm drive but edges to Collingwood. Good low catch there going to his right 51/2
View dismissal JH Kallis c Collingwood b Anderson 120 306 225 16 1 53.33
  96.6 my goodness me, it’s a breakthrough! I did not see that coming. Kallis was looking utterly serene, but Anderson found a good length with a hint of extra bounce and a fraction of away movement, and Collingwood at second slip scooped another fine low catch 283/5
View dismissal AB de Villiers c Cook b Swann 32 82 66 5 0 48.48
  54.3 gone this time! Thrown up and gets the inside edge from de Villiers’s defensive stroke and goes straight to Cook at short leg. Bit of turn and extra bounce, classic offspinner’s delivery. England really needed that. 159/4
View dismissal JP Duminy c Collingwood b Swann 56 218 150 6 1 37.33
  108.5 Swann does it again! He has a real habit of getting a wicket early in his spell. Nicely flighted, finds a little turn and Duminy, leaning forward with a slightly open face, guides it to Collingwood at slip who makes no mistake 316/6
View dismissal MV Boucher c Cook b Swann 49 156 100 6 0 49.00
  134.1 Swann does the trick again. Regulation offspinners wicket. Pitched outside off stump, spun back sharply, caught the inside edge, and it went straight to Cook, who snaffles it gleefully. Unlucky for Boucher to fall one run short of 50 and England continue to stay just in reach of South Africa 377/8
View dismissal M Morkel c †Prior b Onions 13 53 48 2 0 27.08
  121.5 he’s gone this time! Still feeling the effects of that blow, perhaps, as that was a bit of a flat-footed waft, and a thin low snick to the keeper, who gathers well 341/7
View dismissal PL Harris b Onions 38 117 89 4 0 42.69
  150.5 oh, and that is out. Floated up outside off stump, Harris wafted, stood firmly in his crease, and inside edged in on to the base of the stumps. 414/9
View dismissal F de Wet lbw b Swann 20 78 67 3 0 29.85
  153.2 review. Gets well back and is struck plumb in front. de Wet calls for a review, since South Africa have one in the bank, but third umpire confirms the decision. Swann has five, the third time he’s managed that in his career. 418/10
  M Ntini not out 4 9 7 1 0 57.14
   
  Extras (b 2, lb 15, w 5) 22          
             
  Total (all out; 153.2 overs; 640 mins) 418 (2.72 runs per over)
Fall of wickets1-1 (Smith, 1.3 ov), 2-51 (Amla, 20.5 ov), 3-93 (Prince, 34.2 ov), 4-159 (de Villiers, 54.3 ov), 5-283 (Kallis, 96.6 ov), 6-316 (Duminy, 108.5 ov), 7-341 (Morkel, 121.5 ov), 8-377 (Boucher, 134.1 ov), 9-414 (Harris, 150.5 ov), 10-418 (de Wet, 153.2 ov)
                 
  Bowling O M R W Econ    
View wicket JM Anderson 37 9 104 1 2.81 (1w)  
  96.6 to Kallis, my goodness me, it’s a breakthrough! I did not see that coming. Kallis was looking utterly serene, but Anderson found a good length with a hint of extra bounce and a fraction of away movement, and Collingwood at second slip scooped another fine low catch 283/5
View wicket SCJ Broad 32 8 74 1 2.31 (2w)  
  1.3 to Smith, my goodness me, what a stunning moment for England, and what a breakthrough. Nothing much of a delivery, swinging gently down the leg side, but Smith tries to help it down to fine leg, doesn’t get enough bat on it, and Matt Prior leaps like a rampant salmon to snaffle the first wicket of the series! 1/1
View wickets G Onions 30 5 86 3 2.86 (2w)  
  20.5 to Amla, Got him this time! Onions deserved that. Full and Amla is drawn into a firm drive but edges to Collingwood. Good low catch there going to his right 51/2121.5 to Morkel, he’s gone this time! Still feeling the effects of that blow, perhaps, as that was a bit of a flat-footed waft, and a thin low snick to the keeper, who gathers well 341/7150.5 to Harris, oh, and that is out. Floated up outside off stump, Harris wafted, stood firmly in his crease, and inside edged in on to the base of the stumps. 414/9
View wickets GP Swann 45.2 10 110 5 2.42    
  34.2 to Prince, wow, he’s done it again! Swann has a penchant for early breakthroughs, and that’s a cracker. Perfect length, sharp and unexpected turn, and Paul Collingwood coolly accepts his second catch of the innings! 93/354.3 to de Villiers, gone this time! Thrown up and gets the inside edge from de Villiers’s defensive stroke and goes straight to Cook at short leg. Bit of turn and extra bounce, classic offspinner’s delivery. England really needed that. 159/4108.5 to Duminy, Swann does it again! He has a real habit of getting a wicket early in his spell. Nicely flighted, finds a little turn and Duminy, leaning forward with a slightly open face, guides it to Collingwood at slip who makes no mistake 316/6134.1 to Boucher, Swann does the trick again. Regulation offspinners wicket. Pitched outside off stump, spun back sharply, caught the inside edge, and it went straight to Cook, who snaffles it gleefully. Unlucky for Boucher to fall one run short of 50 and England continue to stay just in reach of South Africa 377/8153.2 to de Wet, review. Gets well back and is struck plumb in front. de Wet calls for a review, since South Africa have one in the bank, but third umpire confirms the decision. Swann has five, the third time he’s managed that in his career. 418/10
  PD Collingwood 7 1 18 0 2.57    
   
  IJL Trott 2 0 9 0 4.50    
   
               
  England 1st innings R M B 4s 6s SR
View dismissal AJ Strauss* b Ntini 46 138 87 6 0 52.87
  28.6 got him! Excellent length again, and this time it keeps low once more. Strauss was in position but the ball skimmed through at shin height, and demolished the off stump! 98/2
View dismissal AN Cook c †Boucher b de Wet 15 26 17 3 0 88.23
  5.4 there it is! Friedel de Wet has his maiden Test wicket, as Cook pushes at an off-stump delivery, and feathers the thinnest of edges through to Boucher 25/1
View dismissal IJL Trott b Harris 28 170 117 3 0 23.93
  41.5 oh dear. Trott runs down at Harris and swipes wildly, beaten on the inside edge, looking for turn that wasn’t there. 119/3
View dismissal KP Pietersen b Morkel 40 113 79 3 1 50.63
  54.5 that’s the breakthrough, and it’s a huge scalp! Back on that probing length from Morkel, and just a hint of nip off the seam. Pietersen couldn’t resist any longer, climbed into an expansive drive, and inside-edged onto his off stump! 168/4
View dismissal PD Collingwood c Kallis b Harris 50 133 88 5 1 56.81
  71.6 lovely bowling defeats Collingwood! Flighted, it gripped and actually spun, enough to get the outside edge of Collingwood’s defensive shot and it went low to Kallis who makes no mistake 221/7
View dismissal IR Bell b Harris 5 23 16 0 0 31.25
  59.5 oh my goodness me, that is hideous! Shades of Adam Hollioake in 1997 as Bell shoulders arms to a straight delivery, and has all three stumps demolished! 189/5
View dismissal MJ Prior c de Wet b Harris 4 44 34 0 0 11.76
  69.6 oh dear oh dear. Prior goes for an expansive sweep, and Harris finds some extra bounce, it catches the top edge and loops down to de Wet, the only man deep on the leg side, at fine leg. England in all sorts of trouble here and Harris has been the destroyer. 211/6
View dismissal SCJ Broad lbw b Duminy 17 34 34 2 0 50.00
  78.5 oh close lbw appeal. Good length ball beat the bat and rapped Broad on the pads. Finally they ask for a review and it looks very close on replay, and he’s given. 242/8
View dismissal GP Swann c Smith b Harris 85 139 81 10 2 104.93
  103.6 Ah, it’s all over now. Swann attempts a big sweep but picks out deep square leg to give Harris a well-deserved fifth wicket. Swann shakes Harris’s hand, in a gesture of finger-spinning solidarity. 356/10
View dismissal JM Anderson c Morkel b Ntini 29 104 78 4 1 37.17
  102.1 well, what’s happened here? Anderson miscued an attempted forcing shot off the back foot, and it’s looped to cover. For some reason there is a referral, but the ball carried easily to a diving Morkel. Anderson can go and rest his hand now, but that has been a remarkable partnership. 348/9
  G Onions not out 4 7 5 1 0 80.00
   
  Extras (b 8, lb 8, w 5, nb 12) 33          
             
  Total (all out; 104 overs; 472 mins) 356 (3.42 runs per over)
Fall of wickets1-25 (Cook, 5.4 ov), 2-98 (Strauss, 28.6 ov), 3-119 (Trott, 41.5 ov), 4-168 (Pietersen, 54.5 ov), 5-189 (Bell, 59.5 ov), 6-211 (Prior, 69.6 ov), 7-221 (Collingwood, 71.6 ov), 8-242 (Broad, 78.5 ov), 9-348 (Anderson, 102.1 ov), 10-356 (Swann, 103.6 ov)
                 
  Bowling O M R W Econ    
View wickets M Ntini 23 4 78 2 3.39    
  28.6 to Strauss, got him! Excellent length again, and this time it keeps low once more. Strauss was in position but the ball skimmed through at shin height, and demolished the off stump! 98/2102.1 to Anderson, well, what’s happened here? Anderson miscued an attempted forcing shot off the back foot, and it’s looped to cover. For some reason there is a referral, but the ball carried easily to a diving Morkel. Anderson can go and rest his hand now, but that has been a remarkable partnership. 348/9
View wicket F de Wet 20 3 72 1 3.60 (6nb, 1w)  
  5.4 to Cook, there it is! Friedel de Wet has his maiden Test wicket, as Cook pushes at an off-stump delivery, and feathers the thinnest of edges through to Boucher 25/1
View wicket M Morkel 21 0 60 1 2.85 (6nb)  
  54.5 to Pietersen, that’s the breakthrough, and it’s a huge scalp! Back on that probing length from Morkel, and just a hint of nip off the seam. Pietersen couldn’t resist any longer, climbed into an expansive drive, and inside-edged onto his off stump! 168/4
View wickets PL Harris 37 10 123 5 3.32    
  41.5 to Trott, oh dear. Trott runs down at Harris and swipes wildly, beaten on the inside edge, looking for turn that wasn’t there. 119/359.5 to Bell, oh my goodness me, that is hideous! Shades of Adam Hollioake in 1997 as Bell shoulders arms to a straight delivery, and has all three stumps demolished! 189/569.6 to Prior, oh dear oh dear. Prior goes for an expansive sweep, and Harris finds some extra bounce, it catches the top edge and loops down to de Wet, the only man deep on the leg side, at fine leg. England in all sorts of trouble here and Harris has been the destroyer. 211/671.6 to Collingwood, lovely bowling defeats Collingwood! Flighted, it gripped and actually spun, enough to get the outside edge of Collingwood’s defensive shot and it went low to Kallis who makes no mistake 221/7103.6 to Swann, Ah, it’s all over now. Swann attempts a big sweep but picks out deep square leg to give Harris a well-deserved fifth wicket. Swann shakes Harris’s hand, in a gesture of finger-spinning solidarity. 356/10
View wicket JP Duminy 3 0 7 1 2.33    
  78.5 to Broad, oh close lbw appeal. Good length ball beat the bat and rapped Broad on the pads. Finally they ask for a review and it looks very close on replay, and he’s given. 242/8
               
  South Africa 2nd innings R M B 4s 6s SR
View dismissal AG Prince b Anderson 0 4 3 0 0 0.00
  0.6 gone! Fullish on off stump, shaping back at Prince, and it catches the inside edge on to off stump. Great start for England 2/1
View dismissal GC Smith* b Onions 12 53 36 1 0 33.33
  11.2 that is a severely important wicket for England, and once again, it’s that low bounce that does the trick. Onions uses the over-the-wicket line to drag Smith forward, but the ball doesn’t get up, and burrows into his middle-and-off stumps via a thin inside-edge! 34/3
View dismissal PL Harris b Anderson 11 26 17 2 0 64.70
  6.5 got him! Not sure how because that was angling safely down the leg side, but his leg stump has been knocked back. In fact, it’s clipped the underside of his thighpad, and deflected improbably back into his wicket. 20/2
View dismissal HM Amla b Anderson 100 315 213 10 0 46.94
  81.5 there’s the shooter! And that will not please Andrew Strauss in the slightest, given that he – in all likelihood – will have to bat before the day is done. There’s no way to combat that, as the off stump is demolished at bootlace height. The hard new ball hits a crack, skids through, and a fine innings is over 266/7
View dismissal JH Kallis c Cook b Broad 4 45 32 0 0 12.50
  21.3 big moment in this game! Broad digs one in, Kallis rocks back and tries to break the shackles with an expansive pull shot, but it comes off the top edge and flies down to Alastair Cook at deep square-leg, who takes a well judged catch. 46/4
View dismissal AB de Villiers c Bell b Broad 64 136 101 6 1 63.36
  55.4 and that’s gone! Broad was probing away, trying to contrive something, and a fullish delivery stops on the wicket a touch, and de Villiers drives a fraction in the air, where Bell takes an excellent diving catch at short extra cover. 165/5
View dismissal JP Duminy lbw b Anderson 11 33 27 2 0 40.74
  63.5 big appeal, given out, and it’s gone to review. Swinging back a fraction into Duminy and strikes him in front, it looks very close. Replays show it clipping the top of the stumps. Duminy thought he could have inside-edged it, but there is no clear evidence to suggest he did. Third umpire rules in favour of England, and Duminy has gone. 191/6
  MV Boucher not out 63 96 73 9 1 86.30
   
  M Morkel not out 22 21 13 4 0 169.23
   
  Extras (lb 10, w 4) 14          
             
  Total (7 wickets dec; 85.5 overs; 368 mins) 301 (3.50 runs per over)
Did not bat M Ntini, F de Wet
Fall of wickets1-2 (Prince, 0.6 ov), 2-20 (Harris, 6.5 ov), 3-34 (Smith, 11.2 ov), 4-46 (Kallis, 21.3 ov), 5-165 (de Villiers, 55.4 ov), 6-191 (Duminy, 63.5 ov), 7-266 (Amla, 81.5 ov)
                 
  Bowling O M R W Econ    
View wickets JM Anderson 20.5 1 73 4 3.50    
  0.6 to Prince, gone! Fullish on off stump, shaping back at Prince, and it catches the inside edge on to off stump. Great start for England 2/16.5 to Harris, got him! Not sure how because that was angling safely down the leg side, but his leg stump has been knocked back. In fact, it’s clipped the underside of his thighpad, and deflected improbably back into his wicket. 20/263.5 to Duminy, big appeal, given out, and it’s gone to review. Swinging back a fraction into Duminy and strikes him in front, it looks very close. Replays show it clipping the top of the stumps. Duminy thought he could have inside-edged it, but there is no clear evidence to suggest he did. Third umpire rules in favour of England, and Duminy has gone. 191/681.5 to Amla, there’s the shooter! And that will not please Andrew Strauss in the slightest, given that he – in all likelihood – will have to bat before the day is done. There’s no way to combat that, as the off stump is demolished at bootlace height. The hard new ball hits a crack, skids through, and a fine innings is over 266/7
View wicket G Onions 16 3 50 1 3.12    
  11.2 to Smith, that is a severely important wicket for England, and once again, it’s that low bounce that does the trick. Onions uses the over-the-wicket line to drag Smith forward, but the ball doesn’t get up, and burrows into his middle-and-off stumps via a thin inside-edge! 34/3
View wickets SCJ Broad 16 5 58 2 3.62 (2w)  
  21.3 to Kallis, big moment in this game! Broad digs one in, Kallis rocks back and tries to break the shackles with an expansive pull shot, but it comes off the top edge and flies down to Alastair Cook at deep square-leg, who takes a well judged catch. 46/455.4 to de Villiers, and that’s gone! Broad was probing away, trying to contrive something, and a fullish delivery stops on the wicket a touch, and de Villiers drives a fraction in the air, where Bell takes an excellent diving catch at short extra cover. 165/5
  GP Swann 27 3 91 0 3.37    
   
  PD Collingwood 6 1 19 0 3.16    
   
               
  England 2nd innings (target: 364 runs) R M B 4s 6s SR
View dismissal AJ Strauss* c †Boucher b Morkel 1 5 3 0 0 33.33
  1.2 got him! Huge wicket for South Africa and a massive moment in this Test. Morkel from around the wicket, lands one just back of a length, and it leaves Strauss slightly, catching a faint edge on the way through an ecstatic Boucher. 5/1
View dismissal AN Cook c Smith b Harris 12 78 56 1 0 21.42
  18.2 there’s the breakthrough! Cook tries to get outside off and work the ball to leg, but there’s a bit of turn to take the glove, lob off the pad flap, and into the stretching right hand of Graeme Smith at leg slip! 27/3
View dismissal JM Anderson c †Boucher b de Wet 10 28 23 2 0 43.47
  8.1 de Wet strikes! A short ball, outside leg stump, seemingly innocuous. But it climbs into the glove as Anderson attempts a leg-glance, and Boucher claims a simple strangle! 16/2
View dismissal IJL Trott c de Villiers b de Wet 69 316 212 7 0 32.54
  81.4 stunner! Great catch from AB de Villiers, a shortish ball leapt off a length and flew off the shoulder of Trott’s bat to third slip, where de Villiers dived back and to his left, to claim a brilliant one-handed catch. 205/5
View dismissal KP Pietersen run out (de Wet) 81 191 143 11 0 56.64
  61.5 from de Wet, that is an extraordinary misjudgment from Pietersen! A tap into the covers, a head-down sprint to the other end, and Trott just stands there in bemusement. He never took so much as a step out of his crease! 172/4
  PD Collingwood not out 26 159 99 6 0 26.26
   
View dismissal IR Bell c †Boucher b de Wet 2 17 10 0 0 20.00
  85.2 Bell has gone! South Africa still in with a chance. Bell just needed to bat out the overs but has a just hung his bat outside off stump and it’s found the edge on the way through to a diving Boucher. 10.4 overs left, game on! 207/6
View dismissal MJ Prior c †Boucher b de Wet 0 12 9 0 0 0.00
  87.5 great bowling and South Africa are right in this! On off stump and it climbed at Prior who just followed the ball a tad, and it found the edge, where Boucher took the catch. 208/7
View dismissal SCJ Broad c †Boucher b Harris 0 7 5 0 0 0.00
  88.4 flighted, caught the edge outside off stump, and clearly gone. 209/8
View dismissal GP Swann lbw b Morkel 2 22 15 0 0 13.33
  92.5 replays show it was crashing into leg stump and Swann has gone. Vital strike and huge disappointment for Swann, who has done so much for England in this Test. 218/9
  G Onions not out 1 19 12 0 0 8.33
   
  Extras (b 10, lb 3, nb 11) 24          
             
  Total (9 wickets; 96 overs; 432 mins) 228 (2.37 runs per over)
Fall of wickets1-5 (Strauss, 1.2 ov), 2-16 (Anderson, 8.1 ov), 3-27 (Cook, 18.2 ov), 4-172 (Pietersen, 61.5 ov), 5-205 (Trott, 81.4 ov), 6-207 (Bell, 85.2 ov), 7-208 (Prior, 87.5 ov), 8-209 (Broad, 88.4 ov), 9-218 (Swann, 92.5 ov)
                 
  Bowling O M R W Econ    
  M Ntini 18 7 41 0 2.27 (1nb)  
   
View wickets M Morkel 18 3 46 2 2.55 (7nb)  
  1.2 to Strauss, got him! Huge wicket for South Africa and a massive moment in this Test. Morkel from around the wicket, lands one just back of a length, and it leaves Strauss slightly, catching a faint edge on the way through an ecstatic Boucher. 5/192.5 to Swann, replays show it was crashing into leg stump and Swann has gone. Vital strike and huge disappointment for Swann, who has done so much for England in this Test. 218/9
View wickets PL Harris 26 11 51 2 1.96    
  18.2 to Cook, there’s the breakthrough! Cook tries to get outside off and work the ball to leg, but there’s a bit of turn to take the glove, lob off the pad flap, and into the stretching right hand of Graeme Smith at leg slip! 27/388.4 to Broad, flighted, caught the edge outside off stump, and clearly gone. 209/8
View wickets F de Wet 23 8 55 4 2.39 (3nb)  
  8.1 to Anderson, de Wet strikes! A short ball, outside leg stump, seemingly innocuous. But it climbs into the glove as Anderson attempts a leg-glance, and Boucher claims a simple strangle! 16/281.4 to Trott, stunner! Great catch from AB de Villiers, a shortish ball leapt off a length and flew off the shoulder of Trott’s bat to third slip, where de Villiers dived back and to his left, to claim a brilliant one-handed catch. 205/585.2 to Bell, Bell has gone! South Africa still in with a chance. Bell just needed to bat out the overs but has a just hung his bat outside off stump and it’s found the edge on the way through to a diving Boucher. 10.4 overs left, game on! 207/687.5 to Prior, great bowling and South Africa are right in this! On off stump and it climbed at Prior who just followed the ball a tad, and it found the edge, where Boucher took the catch. 208/7
  JP Duminy 8 2 17 0 2.12    
   
  JH Kallis 3 1 5 0 1.66    
   
Match details
Toss England, who chose to field
Series 4-match series level 0-0
Test debut F de Wet (South Africa)
Player of the match GP Swann (England)
Umpires Aleem Dar (Pakistan) and SJ Davis (Australia)
TV umpire AM Saheba (India)
Match referee RS Mahanama (Sri Lanka)
Reserve umpire BG Jerling
Close of play
16 Dec day 1 – South Africa 1st innings 262/4 (JH Kallis 112*, JP Duminy 38*, 90 ov)
17 Dec day 2 – England 1st innings 88/1 (AJ Strauss 44*, IJL Trott 18*, 23 ov)
18 Dec day 3 – South Africa 2nd innings 9/1 (GC Smith 6*, PL Harris 2*, 4 ov)
19 Dec day 4 – England 2nd innings 11/1 (AN Cook 4*, JM Anderson 6*, 6 ov)
20 Dec day 5 – England 2nd innings 228/9 (96 ov) – end of match

561 Responses to Cricket: Proteas vs England – Test 1 Centurion, Test Drawn

  • 361

    Cheers Snoek.

  • 362

    Superbul @347
    Hello ou Bul
    Hey jong, ek het gekuk met die storie….jy het mos my knie gesien in Feb…
    Daai ligamentclip het losgekom van die vorige operasie, met my hollery hier in die duine saam met die Namib Roadrunners (Puma het my gewaarsku).
    Toe gaan dans ek op Upington by die troue (neef se dogter) twee weke gelede met my lekker Oranjerivierwynkelders-lyf, gly op die mieliemeelvloer, en maak n lekker bolsup van die hele onthaal.
    Pampoen geensins simpatiek nie….sy se ek soek mos vir dit op my oudag.

    Ek bly ook in die kuk deesdae….eishhh!

  • 363

    Puma @345
    Doing ok thanx.
    On the bike from Monday.
    No more dunes….as you said.
    I should have listened to your kind advice earlier bru, would have saved me 40k, dammit…

  • 364

    36 for 3, not good boys, stay in there….

  • 365

    362
    hel dis swaar om oud te wees voor mens se tyd, maar gee jou n tydjie om behoorlik te rus.
    As jy hom weer seer maak gaan jy lank sukkel.

  • 366

    Pietman wat is jou planning vorentoe, ek was baie ongereeld op die blogs en die komunikasie het bietjie opgedroog.

  • 367

    SA leat by 106 runs. Today we are 44/3

    Need to hang in there. England could win this.

  • 368

    meant lead.

  • 369

    363 – Piet, Pleased you are doing well so far. Also don’t get on that bike too soon either. I know it not as bad as running but you still putting pressure on that knee. Ask your surgeon first boet.

  • 370

    Manne en manninne…

    Pieta, goed om van jou te hoor.

    Kyk as Spikes (die Son… nee nie die freegin koerant nie… hehehe) mens vandag alleen kry, is jy geflok!

  • 371

    366@ Super
    Innie Kaap op Nuwejaar.
    Sal jou bel.
    Dalk daar by jou uitslaan in die Bosveld op n kol, ek is nou permanent terug in SA/Nam.

  • 372

    Piet, Running on Dunes is very bad not just for the knees, but the hips and lower back. Never run on them.

    I did some running on Dunes when I was working in Saudi Arabia years back. It just messes up the joints. You twist too much while running on that surface. Not good.

    Swim if you can. That is better puts lets pressure on the joints.

  • 373

    371@ Pieta – Moenie jou besoek aan my vergeet nie. Ek is maar tuis hier virrie vakansie, Handbriekie mag nie juis beweeg na haar operasie nie.

    Ek is juis vandag besig met herstelwerkies innie huis… los kombuiskasdeure, stoof se deur se skarniere.. ensovoorts.

    Ek ry gou winkels toe vir nuwe stoof skarniere, wasgoedlyn tou… sien julle netnou.

  • 374

    362 – Piet, Hoekom sit julle mieleemeel op n dans vloer? You can slip so hard with that stuff on the floor. Lucky you never hurt your back boet.

  • 375

    #373
    Watse operasie van Handbriekie?
    Wat gaan aan swaer, sorry, ek was aflyn gewees?
    Vroutjie ok?
    Heng, jy het ook n jaar van hospitale agter die rug.
    Hoe gaan dit met broer Hendrik, terloops, hy nou oor die besigheid, of nog op krukke?

  • 376

    Flok, daar val Kallis ook…. donner 46 / 4

  • 377

    Puma @374

    Nee jong, dis nou die ou boere se manier daai, die mieliemeelvloer in die skuur…

    Maar nou drink hulle mos nie Rieling soos ek nie….lol!

  • 378

    gbs @376
    Ons mors nou, lyk my….

  • 379

    375@ Pieta – Handbriekie moes ‘n histerektomie kry man…. die binnegoed het gelol…. sy’s nou OK.

    Ouboet Izak, Kruppelbroer, is nou ook OK na operasie No 13 in 17 maande…. donner, sy vrou moes ook ‘n flippen histerektomie kry laasweek…

    Almal om my breek man…. demmit en ek kort ‘n tandarts, my tanne pla my kwaai vir weke al en ek was te besig om na ene te gaan!

  • 381

    @ Broer Izak, sorry…bly om te hoor hy is beter.
    Jong, moet tog nie met tanne begin nie, daai is n ander storie vir n ander dag.
    Ek het n afspraak in April in Korea vir inplantings en kuk en hare….te duur in SA, en ek moet in elk geval n draai maak by die huis en ‘winkel’ daar in die Ooste twee keer n jaar.
    Dis nou een ding wat ek mis, die mediese dienste daar in Korea…..goedkoop en high-tech en 24/7.

  • 382

    SA 51/4 Looks like we in a bit of trouble there.

    See Amla still batting. Should have come out to bat last night and we would still have Harris to come in lower down.

    Need Amla and AB to bat as long as they can. No fancy stuff.

    Pitch not looking too good there today either. Will be cracking bad under that hot sun.

  • 383

    377 – Piet, Reiling? Dan is dit jou skuld, nie die mieliemeel vloer nie.. 😆

    Mieliemeel vloer! Hehehehe. Jeepers it will make the floor so slippery.

  • 384

    @383
    Sorry Puma typo, make that Riesling….sommer twee bottels, koud asseblief…

  • 385

    379 – GBS it is the condensed milk that is giving your teeth grief boet. Stop drinking that stuff. Sugar rots the teeth. Think condensed milk must be about 100% sugar.

  • 386

    384 – Piet, Thought it was Riesling, then thought well maybe they have something else up there…hehehe.

  • 387

    Puma
    How do you make those ‘smileys’ nowadays?

  • 388

    Puma you must stop playing doctor doctor now they will all run away. Imagine if you hear how i cheat with my diabetes this month. You might ban me, 😆

  • 389

    SA 68/4 lead by 130.

    Amla and AB need to bat well here. 130 runs is easy to get. Think anything under 250 England will chase it down. With Strauss, KP, Trott and Collingwood that would be a easy target to get.

    We need to make 300 to be safe.

  • 390

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