Vakansiedae in Suid Afrika leen hom gewoonlik tot heerlike samekomste en siende dat vandag as Nasionale Braaidag uitgeroep is. Vertel ons wat op die kole is daar by jou.
Braai4Heritage is an initiative that calls all South Africans to actively celebrate their common heritage by braaing on Heritage Day, 24 September. After all, braaing is a deep-rooted tradition in South Africa that cuts across all demographic groups.
A joke for Braai Day
Written by Woodtjopper
Hello, is this the South African Police?”
“Eish-Yes. What you want?”
“I’m calling to report my neighbour, Lukhanyo Njokwana! He is hiding dagga inside his firewood.”
“Eeeh-Yes…Thank you for your co-operasheen and informasheen in combating crime and violence, in our society suh”
The next day, the SAP descends on Lukhanyo’s house. They search the braai lapa where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they chop open every piece of wood, but find no dagga. They shout and swear at Lukhanyo and leave.
The phone rings at Lukhanyo’s house.
“Hey, Luke! Dis Hendrik. Did the SAP come to your house?”
“Ja!”
“Did they chop your firewood?”
“…Ja….”
“Happy Braai Day Boet!”
@superBul – S.A.P, S.A.P ons het almal standard twee….
Ek braai nokol vandag.
Werk so bietjie, Ai…
@superBul – skerp.ek gaan paar saddle choppies n worsie en pork twisters toast met aartappel slaai en krummel pap en sous niks fensy nie net diep lekker
It is easy to make a braai day healthier by keeping these few tips in mind:
Always choose lean meats and cut off all visible fats BEFORE cooking
Use skinless chicken breasts and make your own kebabs with red peppers and oni on
Add fish to the braai for a healthy alternative rich in Omega 3 oils
Use raw veggies as snacks instead of the high fat chip alternative
Roast your potatoes in foil on the coals and dress them with low fat cottage cheese
Smoothies made with fresh fruits and fat free yogurt make for amazing healthy desserts
Remember to drink lots of water while being out in the sun
I would change last drink with beer
@superBul – yskoue windhoek draught
Wie wil n virtual braai hou, speel die game
http://braai4heritage.co.za/images/stories/Content/BraaiGame/game.swf
POLL
Which South Africans should we publically urge to braai together on the 24th?
Joel Santana & Benni McCarthy
Julius Malema and Helen Zille
Jake White & Luke Watson
Jacob Zuma & Thabo Mbeki
Greame Smith & Kevin Pietersen
@superBul – Skopskiet en GBS?
@superBul –
Skoppie en ‘Chestnut’ Semenya.
Winnie Mandela en Transvestation.
Lilith en SanLangkoppen.
MK en Cheeky Watson.
@Pietman –
😆
@The-Pill –
Jisja.
Wanneer laas het jy daai ouens gesien, skopskiet, Transie en die res van die Voldy mob?
Kom jy nog daar?
@Pietman – Halo daar.
Was so 10 minute terug daar..
Klaar raas gekry..
Smaak my almal braai behalwe ek en Pietman..
Ek sal moet comment, siende dat ek nie eers op die lys is nie..
@The-Pill – Julle moet maar daai braai game speel, luister daai klank as jy die vleis op die vuur sit
@The-Pill –
@14
En ek is juis so lus vir n braai, sal moet n plan maak vanaand, dink ek het nog n varkrib iewers.
Bier en wyn het ek genoeg, dis net die nyama wat kortkom.
Kan nie so aangaan nie, eish, dis sleg as man sulke dae buite die land is, ek se jou.
South Africa’s heritage council initially took umbrage with September 24 being renamed “national braai day” as it is an official public holiday meant to mark the nation’s diverse heritage after the fall of apartheid in 1994.
“We agreed that they are not going to call it national braai day. They are going to rally the people of South Africa to say ‘let’s braai for heritage’,” the council’s spokesman Danny Goulkan told AFP.
Marketers have lapped up the concept for advertising campaigns.
http://www.sagoodnews.co.za/general/south_africans_fire_up_the_braai_for_heritage_holiday.html
Jake and Luke. Jake to braai and Luke to fetch the beer.
@dWeePer – 😆
Ok manne, geniet dit….ek gaan ook nou waai en braai, saam met n lekker Napa Valley Cabernet 2002.
Cheers.
who knws who is the new mrs balls chutney spokes person??
caster semenya
as julle mense n goeie afrikaanse grap site soek bekyk hirdie een ….
http://www.watkykjy.co.za/
@sharky_forever –
Daai Tokyo Sexwale ding is die belaglikste ding wat ek in my HELE lewe gesien het!
Rump, with a black peppercorn sauce, fire baked potatoes and a little salad.
@Supa Die Bloubul – 24
Wat gaan aan daar
@superBul –
Sommer klomp snaakse en mal goed. Daar is n ou wat nogal goed dromme speel maar daai Tokyo clip is stupid.
@Loosehead – Al kla dik gepagga
Ek sal graag saam met Julie -Ass n dop wil drink…..
@superBul –
@sharky_forever –
Is that not racist or sexist?
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